AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah, I'm kinda the guy that stands in the back until the cheddar shot. No one knows my name or sees my face, and I don't even show up at the same time as everyone else. I'm just there.

I can't stop laughing.

Oh god.......im rolling on the floor. There are tears in my eyes.

Never look at a can of Cheese Whiz the same ever again.

Not to mention cheese sticks.

Or Swiss Cheese

or when you sneeze whilst eating nachos and get CHEDDAR on your friends face.

Hey baby, you having a gouda time?

Kira, that sounds like you're speaking from experience.

that was SOOOO cheesy.

You're right. I am the cheese.

And I am very glad that I am using your and you're properly now.

that reminds me of the time my two guy friends were wrestling on one's bed, and for some reason the one was trying to force the other to eat a cheeto, and as soon as he got it in his mouth, my other friend spat it out in his eye
so "YOU SPAT CHEESE! IN MY EYE!" has become a common protest in my circle of friends

FAAACK... I do that all the time.
I really hope I'm not the only person in the world that does that.

You know I wrote that without noticing you wrote it the wrong way.
I was just admiring my glory and I'm just so awesome I inadvertently inadvertently obviously pointed out your mistake.

I'll have to not try to get you back for that one

Don't Google search for cheesy discharge.

Don't do it, man.