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Blitz Walrus
 Post subject: Re: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:07 pm 
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Dino Crisis? Dynowarz Destruction of Spondylus?

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A hint: Shooting a T. rex just rustled it off. You have to aim for its eye.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Shoot midgets in the face with a shotgun-pistol.

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A hint: Shooting a T. rex just rustled it off. You have to aim for its eye.


Fuck man. I remember a friend from school telling me about that years ago but I can't remember what it was.

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It was Carnivores. Barely enough content to qualify for a full game, but computers were slow as hell back then anyway.

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Shoot midgets in the face with a shotgun-pistol.

Borderlands.

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It was Carnivores. Barely enough content to qualify for a full game, but computers were slow as hell back then anyway.

Galaxy Man wrote:
Shoot midgets in the face with a shotgun-pistol.

Borderlands.


pretty much

RPG with 2D hack-n-slash fights where the only girl partner is attracted to you no matter what your gender to the point where the writing gets reaaally awkward.

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Animal Crossing.

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"YOU ARE BIG. THAT MUST MEAN YOU HAVE BIG GUTS. RIP AND TEAR!"
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DOOM.

You are a martial arts master detective undercover with the mob and they killed your father and the criminal overlord who you were snitching on but was also a good guy I guess.

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My brain automatically went Asian at martial arts, so... Yakuza?
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This game gives us a highly accurate example of what it's like to be THE PRESIDENT OF THESE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

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You are a martial arts master detective (played by a movie star) undercover with the mob and they killed your father and the criminal overlord who you were snitching on but was also a good guy I guess.

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Try this one-

Man gets dropped into jungle and the main villain wasn't bad after all

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Persona 3 FES

Join classmates, dogs, kids, and robots in shooting yourselves in the head to summon demons to fight other demons while simultaneously forming bonds of friendship because a strange man with a very long nose told you to.

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