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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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bro that's the best part

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The bigger the better when it comes to tiddies in my opinion. But I think my threshold for liking bigness in the chest area is... vastly higher than most guys.

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If I have to stare at something while I put my penis inside of it, it better be nice.
Of course I'm talking about vaginacan I say that word? Not buttholes.

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spoilers I don't actually like asses that much
not more than the rest of a body
I hate feet though

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Anything too far over C is approaching the unnatractive meat sack zone

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I prefer anything smaller than D, depending on the proportions of course.

Disproportionate tits are unattractive

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See, D is perfect for me. I don't know why. Apparently most guys don't like that, but they just get more attractive the bigger they get.

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I prefer A and B.
Aye I'll Be Seein' ya/shot
But I do prefer a more athletic built woman. The flexable ones who could do half the Kamasutra without throwing out their backs.
But like Kale said, it all depends on proportions.

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I prefer A and B.
Aye I'll Be Seein' ya/shot
But I do prefer a more athletic built woman. The flexable ones who could do half the Kamasutra without throwing out their backs.
But like Kale said, it all depends on proportions.

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See, D is perfect for me. I don't know why. Apparently most guys don't like that, but they just get more attractive the bigger they get.



So, ah, Breaux, if things don't work out between Sloth and I...
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Sleauxbreaux wrote:
See, D is perfect for me. I don't know why. Apparently most guys don't like that, but they just get more attractive the bigger they get.



So, ah, Breaux, if things don't work out between Sloth and I...

Pow, right in the morals.

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Of course, when you're publicly choosing your backup boyfriend, you should morally clear if it's on the internet.

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Hahaha, then I'll fore-go morals this time and say to the ladies of the AZ forums:

If you don't already have a backup boyfriend... I graciously volunteer.

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a nice pair of breasts is better than an booty any day

sez the guy that only likes flat chested animu little girls LAMAO

when a flat-chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart

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when a flat-chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart

I don't like being flat for that reason. It just gives the creeper guys bigger enjoyment outta my hugs. D:

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