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Nucky
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Well, we are all horny so good luck with that

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I'm okay.
I have hands.

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betrippin wrote:
Well, we are all horny so good luck with that

It's funny, that EXACT line has gotten me every girl I've ever dated.

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It's ok, I've got a girlfriend.

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Hi Nucky, I'm Hisan.

I'm leaving for South Korea in about a month so fuck those silly things called relationships. :awesomeface:
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Gryewolf
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Wait you're oing where?
Why?
I MISSED THE MEMO

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tiddies are overrated asses are where it's at

you would say that, preferer of penis

a nice pair of breasts is better than an booty any day

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Gryewolf
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I don't think women with flat asses are attractive. Your tits can be bigger than my head but without an booty I aint bitin'.
Honestly I prefer breasts to be hand sized more than anything.

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I dunno, I can appreciate a nice pair of tiddies any day, but I love asses

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Honestly I prefer breasts to be hand sized more than anything.

"Ma'am, are you aware that your tiddies look like hands?"

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Shad
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
a nice pair of breasts is better than an booty any day

sez the guy that only likes flat chested animu little girls LAMAO

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hotb
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Sir are you implying that flat isn't a "nice pair"

I think you are

and you're wrong.

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Kalekemo wrote:
gryewolf wrote:
Honestly I prefer breasts to be hand sized more than anything.

"Ma'am, are you aware that your tiddies look like hands?"

Ahaha.
I meant ones that fit in my hand.
I don't much care for the fat of the tit billowing around my hands.

Edit: What do you consider a 'nice pair'?

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I can see why breasts would be attractive, but why is an booty attractive? I hear booty and think "that's where shit comes out."

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