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Trygve
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:47 pm 
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How many of those are tagged "trygve"?
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Valbrandur
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He photoshops your face onto every porn image.
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Tales
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Trygve wrote:
Why do the hair on my feet itch so much?


trygve what size are your feet? and erm, have you shaved them recently? If so perhaps it's the hairs growing back. Or maybe you have really hairy feet and they're itching in your shoes?

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Trygve
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I don't shave my feet.

And I haven't worn any shoes the whole day.
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Mete
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BurntToShreds wrote:
You have no clue how awesome it feels to fap after a week of being sick.

Surprisingly enough, taking breaks from fapping gives better results than fapping routinely
I'm too tired during the week so it basically goes like, 5 days' break, friday, saturday, 5 days' break...

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Nachalnik
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I don't want to go to my stupid appointment on Wednesday.

I bet the guy hates me and thinks I'm just wasting his time.
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Syobon
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Since you're probably paying him, he won't mind much that you're wasting his time.
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Nachalnik
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lol
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Gryewolf
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Laughing on the outside.
Crying on the inside.

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Gryewolf
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
That is unless you pee it out.

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Komodoensis
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I have a decent sized pimple in my ear, and it hurts to put my ear buds in, or just scratch my ear all together. And Its at a point where I can't pop it either. Goddamn.

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Gryewolf
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Use a needle and try to pop it that way?
Have Q-tips, Alchohol, and peroxide on hand.

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Chekt
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Location: Fuck the pain away
Or let nature take its course instead of stabbing yourself.

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Syobon
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Use headphones instead of earbuds if you have them.
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