AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fapping with ones imagination I find ia more fun than fapping to porn. I mean, I'm guilty of fapping with it, but I try to avoid it whenever possible...

Also not reallu TMI and I know I'm fueling a HUGE fire by saying this but the place I'm volunteering this summer has free Condoms. And lube. :U I'm tempted to take some.

We could have Condom swordfights... with our "swords"

using your imagination is AWESOME

When you do, you can think of things you never have before


When I do that I alwaysHave the best orgasms

Although, I usually jizz so hard it gets in my hair/ on my face ;A;

I must have the laziest dick. Nothing "shoots," there's just some dribbling. Even in a spoiler, that felt weird to type out.

WITH BUTTER

Get a handjob with the infinity gauntlet.

Dude stop posting my porn.

I can't help it if you don't password protect your folders.

I trusted you man.

Now you've just crossed the line.

To be fair it's not what I expected a folder named Spoony to contain.

Went on my brother's DSi to muck about with Flipnote Studios. He tends to use it more as a little sketchbook of sorts so when I'd done, I decided to have a look at what he'd been drawing since the last time I saw him.

Couple of fairly innocent doodles of his characters then suddenly creepy inflation fetish drawings

creepy inflation fetish drawings everywhere

of his own characters

i did not need to see a "blueberry" version of the same bird character i drew for him for his birthday being squeezed by a giant hand

oh god i really did not need to know that he was drawing these sorts of things

i don't know whether to feel sorry for you or laugh

Both

Oh

oh god Chloe.



That is sort of hilarious.





Lord over him with this secret for the rest of his days!