AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So is Tales a magnet for near-miss homoerotic encounters or does he actually cause them from his mere presence?

I do that all the time except I don't shout "no Charlotte!"

princess brothel you are ridiculous, it doesn't even make sense, you're not in my house haha.

and Madican aren't they sort of the same? But I'd say it's more the first.

It would be like that one scene in the Hitchhiker's Guide where the person didn't know he was a rain god and just thought he had crappy luck with rainclouds.

Only replace rainclouds with homoeroticism.

All Tales knew was that he had bad luck with homoerotic encounters, all the homoerotic encounters knew was that they wanted to be near him, to love him, to cherish him and to make him feel awkward.

If Tales walked down the road and slipped on some ice during the winter, his bumhole would fall on a boner.

Aaaaa my surgery for my cyst is in less then 3 days aaaaaaaaa

I don't want needles in my vagina ;n;

Tales missed out a golden opportunity to pull this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PdGh2LbVNg

sh-shut up all of you ;_;
this wasn't even that homoerotic, i didn't see anything. And meh trygve, if I ever met anybody from AZ in real life I doubt nothing would happen to me - they aren't that much of a common occurence haha. To be honest I think I made the right choice of shouting it out rather then keeping on hiding as then if he did find me it just would've been super awkward and horrible for both me and him.

Does it mean that Tales' a Gay God?

All hail the god of taking it up the booty!
His well used corn hole will forever be tight!

Put a tampon in your butt.
Also go to the doctor.

Hemorrhoid or tearing are the likely cases.

I'm gonna try to stop fapping to porn and start fapping using my imagination. Much more unlikely to get into trouble.