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Cafall
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:19 pm 
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is it spoony's

what kind of weird things are you doing now

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Vax
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Cafall wrote:
is it spoony's

what kind of weird things are you doing now

He said he picked it up from you

Also he calls me Cafall and slaps me if I try to correct him.

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Cafall
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I'm sorry for you, he always does it all wrong

also that is maybe related to how I slapped him whenever he called me by name

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Vax
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I feel afraid now.

And yeah he's pretty crap at it. Now I'm unsatisfied AND I have to wash my hair.

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The Idiotic Oracle
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>GOTTA PISS SUPER8AD AGAIN

why bladder why

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Trygve
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Showered yesterday.
Jacked off.

It flew upward and I pulled a headshot by accident.
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Dedivax
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Auto-facial?

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Nachalnik
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I really need to shower but there's no hot water left.
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Gryewolf
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Man up and take a cold shower.
We had no hot water for over a month because we couldn't afford it.
Exercising in theshower helps warm you up.

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Nachalnik
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I've tried taking cold showers before but for some reason they just make me more sweaty than I ever was in the first place.

:psyduck: Might as well try again.
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hotb
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Nachalnik wrote:
they just make me more sweaty than I ever was in the first place..

I saw a graph once showing that it's better to take a slightly cold shower than a cold shower since your body will just react to the sheer cold and try to keep you warm

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Mete
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I've actually been taking nothing but slightly cold showers the past week since I've been so daisies sweaty after work

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Trygve
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Dedivax wrote:
Auto-facial?

Yes.

By accident!
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Tales
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Well me and like 4 other friends were playing hide and seek in the house and i hid behind the shower curtain and then i was thinking "if someone tries to pee should i carry on hiding or tell them quickly" and then this boy walked in and just as I heard the toilet like lift up i shouted out "NO TOM" and he said "WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID YOU COME FROM."

I didn't see anything but still it was close.

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