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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:57 am 
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the ambassador of tits emerges, his cape of tits swaying in the breeze


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I attack with my breast pump of +2 wtf.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Fixxed.


Exeres, if you tell me you missed that reference, there's gonna be murdering.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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The Ambassador counters with the Legendary Nippled Mace! You are critically wounded. What will you do?

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why do i fart constantly at work but never when i'm home


bunyip says it is because i was raised by sexually frustrated elephants????

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Stress.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Very angry, sexually frustrated elephants.

There's a bit of dialogue that took place to get to that conclusion.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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in my lower intestines sure

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Your digestive tract is confused as to when it is funny/not funny to fart

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Quell the beast within your bowels Dark

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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The cave of tits will have to wait. The cave of gas sounds so much more dangerous.

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Eat a lot of jalapenos. Show your stomach who's boss

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A rare Flatulant Yeti appears from the cave's mouth!

Also almost all of my farts are silent but I'm so skinny that I barely have any buttcheeks so it kinda makes sense.
The most I get is a strained whistling noise.

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I use my Cone of Lame spell

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My jaw can't decide if it will open today or not.

Fuck you, I'm hungry.


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