AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'll get you all organized eventually. Simply be patient.

Oh, and our third house with Madi & Colk should be arriving soon.

Madi & Coki start their lives in a modest one story house.


And already the neighbors, Alexandy & Unba, roll in with threats of jello & burglary.

Oh hey there Bubba, when'd you get here?

Bubba dances to country music...

And Coki has a maid's lapse apparently...

And Madi's off painting the backyard.

Now Coki decides to catch up on his reading.

Let's come back in a few, see if anything changes.

Nope. No change yet.

No. Not yet.

Maybe something will happen in the ne-

GODDAMNIT! DO SOMETHING ALREADY!

Oh. Madi's done, and sells her painting for a whole two dollars.

And immediatly starts... another... one...

But what's this? Coki has discovered the woodworking table that has always been there.

It looks like he's making... A garden gnome?

Looks like he's done. And a fine gnome it is.
Yes. A fine two dollar gnome.

Madi sets off for work which is coveniently described right there.

And while the cat's away. The mice will... grill?

And make more gnomes? (The second one was worth three dollars more, for those curious.)

Madican and I were both women all along obviously.

And now begins our fun times with Kale, David, Tyos, & Crispy.


We kick them off into a lovely two story house, with small pool and expansive backyard.

And Nancy comes by to discuss... Airplanes I guess.

And already, shenanigans have ensued.

David's clone decides to scare the shit out of Tyos.

Luckily, the clone fades away before any real damage can be done.

Or was that the real one who faded and the evil one left to plot world domination?
Shit...

Later. David turns himself into a monster via weird-assed potion. And begins to paint.

It's true, even a mindless monster can draw better than Chris-chan.

And break our flat-screen from the floor above.
wut?

"David don't get Modern Art! David smash!"

"David need attention!"

"David fell ignored! David sulk!"

"AGHRHDLASDFB"

And normal again.

Tyos decides to express his inner artist.

And David's at it again...

Good, he's done now, hopefully, nobody will be dumb enough to drink it.

Shit. The TV's still broke, should do something about that.

Kale's on the job, with her mighty screwdriver!

I hope she has a replacement screen too.

DAMNIT DAVID!!

How did she...? Where did she...?

Oh good, David broke his chemistry set, maybe now the disasters will stop.

NO KALE DON'T DO THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE CAN DO WITH THAT!



-Level up chime-

GODDAMNIT! WHY DID I PUT THAT THING THERE?

Well, nothing's gone horribly wrong yet, maybe this won't be so...

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck!

OH FUCK!

JESUS! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SMASH?

NOT THE HOT TUB! WHY THE HOT TUB?

Well, Kale's gonna be busy in the morning.

"How did this happen!?"

Oh n god my lungs.... I cant breathe!


UPDATE MOAR.

I guess even as a lady I'm still going guy things, haha

I find it hilarious that this game uses Comic Sans as a font.

What is this I don't even

Whats going n at my house? Did I beat down a burglar?

No. You aren't even on Vice Squad yet trip.

BREAKING NEWS.

We are officially out of prebuilt houses. (Unless you're some freak who wants to live alone.) As a prize for the forum, the next eight people to show up get to live in a castle under the Zombie name.

Also, stay tuned for shenanigans at the Awkward estate.

Name: General
Astrolgical sign: Gemini
Occupation: Political if it's in the first game, if not then Science
Apperance: Hoodie and blond-ish hair.

Name: Komodo
Sign: Aquarius
Occupation:
Look: Long manly brown hair, anything else I don't care.

Kill my old character I want to live in the castle

Same everything, just not a cop. I wanna be a scientist now