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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:16 am 
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Does that mean twins or that you have two bulges forming from your belly?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:18 am 
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it means he rolled a natural twenty and his pregnancy ignores armour


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:25 am 
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I feel bad that I'm laughing at that and I don't even fully get it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:30 am 
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Pffffft Spoony that's great. Sigging.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:41 am 
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fool, I took Improved Criticals to critically babymake on a 19 as well

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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fuck you cafall

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min-maxing is part of the game fuck you

you're the worst DM, stop sending us through rape dungeons that was the twelfth in a row

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your party stands before the cave of tits


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If you take penis mastery on your next level you can deal 4x damage when you roll 19-20 instead of just 2x. Quadruple pregnancies.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You fucking twink.

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I roll for initiative to grope tits.


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I unsheathe my short sword as intrigue flashes across my violet and scarlet eyes (the scarlet one is my left eye okay you have to remember that it's really important also remember that I get a +1 to attack for my Favored Enemy: Tits feat)

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Fixxed.

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