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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:15 pm 
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Regarding the multiple breasts.
Well some are just anthromorphic upstanding members of society.

They aren't just sentient slightly mutated animals, they are half human half animal like a werewolf.

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You can't have your dog and fuck it too.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:16 pm 
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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
Snarf wrote:
Regarding the multiple breasts.
Well some are just anthromorphic upstanding members of society.

They aren't just sentient slightly mutated animals, they are half human half animal like a werewolf.

One
Or
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Other

You can't have your dog and fuck it too.



PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-sniggersniggersnigger-

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:17 pm 
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Well as long as they have human shapes and minds, they might as well also have human naughty bits :U

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Well as long as they have human shapes and minds, they might as well be human :U

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You know since we're on the subject of hairy assholes.
How much hair do you people have on your booty, I'm not sure how much I'm suppose to have so i was thinking of shaving it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:21 pm 
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It's like you don't know whether to go full bestiality or not.
Go big or go home.

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You know since we're on the subject of hairy assholes.
How much hair do you people have on your booty, I'm not sure how much I'm suppose to have so i was thinking of shaving it.

Don't, I've heard horror stories about it.
Do. Not. Do. It.

How much do I got?
Enough to warrant an occasional itchy, but not Dante's Inferno status.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It's not like my cheeks are hairy, but in the crack itself, it's not like it's vermillion forest in there or anything but it just makes me a tad bit uncomfortable.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:26 pm 
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Yeah I know, but that's the part you do not want to shave.
I don't remember the details, but the hair needs to stay, lest you suffer for it.

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You don't shave back there. You use Nair.

Then you post about it here so we can be entertained by the pain Nair causes as it burns the hair from your darkest crevice.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I did shave there one time. It was okay.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Also Taxi is right. The hair plays an important part.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/di ... 05x7453820

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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SHIT THIS NAIR STUFF BURNS I BETTER USE THING BENGAY TO SOOTH IT.

Edit: There aren't enough sniggers in the world.

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SHIT THIS NAIR STUFF BURNS I BETTER USE THING BENGAY TO SOOTH IT.

Edit: There aren't enough niggers in the world.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Hah.
Also I didn't know Medic was Luigi.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Madican wrote:
Also Taxi is right. The hair plays an important part.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/di ... 05x7453820

I take care of the hairs on my booty from time to time, and I've never experienced anything like that guy Madican. Maybe it's because I have a skinny booty :awesomeface: .


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