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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:09 pm 
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Because it's a lot less worse than the repeated talks of penises, vaginas, and what comes out of those things?


Milk, Lemonade, and Cherry Soda.

With Cadbury chocolate on the other side.

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Sometimes Mountain Dew comes out, that's how you know you're sick.

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Is Mountain Dew a soda or something?


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For some reason I always read it as Mountain Jew

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And then I had an image of a mountain-shaped jew
Or alternatively, jew-shaped mountain

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I always thought Mountain Dew was spring water or something because of the name.

What does it taste like?


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Nachalnik wrote:
I always thought Mountain Dew was spring water or something because of the name.

What does it taste like?


Caffeine and sugar. Lots of caffeine and sugar.

Dunno. It has its own flavor, so can't really compare it to something.

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I always thought Mountain Dew was spring water or something because of the name.

What does it taste like?


It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and has just the right amount of caffine and sugar and in some cases ginseng (just the right amount = shitloads) to keep me awake far longer than I should be.

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It tastes like the nectar of the gods


But Mountain Dew tastes nothing like Jones Green Apple.

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Okay, so it's diet nectar of the gods.

True nectar is orange soda.

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It really doesn't.

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Nachalnik wrote:
I always thought Mountain Dew was spring water or something because of the name.

What does it taste like?


I always thought that too. :B

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Mountain Dew is shit.

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Mountain Dew is basically a bottle filled to the brim with sugar and caffeine. It's almost as gross as energy drinks. Personally I would just rather have water.

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