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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:29 pm 
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It might help the doctor see what's going on yeah, and if it needs surgery (as wiki seemed to hint at) they're going to shave it anyway. Be real carefull when you shave though, as to not further damage whatever that is. Maybe you should use a small pair of scissors instead, idk.


Unless the doc needs a strong pair of glasses, he should see it clearly.

I was thinking of it so he wouldn't have to be looking at a hairy booty.

Anyway, I'll try to find the number for the hospital tomorrow and ask for an appointment.

I'll ask for a male doctor, because a female one would be... awkward beyond comfortable zone.


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Kalekemo
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He's a doctor, he won't care at all. They see all kinds of asses

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The doctor is likely going to be trained in staring at asses so don't worry. Guaranteed he's not going to expect roses and a welcome mat braided from the hair.

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Valbrandur
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Well, seeing as I doubt it'll kill me within the next few days

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Asshat. You should buy one.

I got nothing.

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I bet your doctors name will be Seymore.
Seymore Asses.

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Val, I feel I must apologize personally for what happened.
I probably should have told you about how my semen is highly acidic.

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He's got an Alien dick.

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Who doesn't know that gays' bodily fluids are acidic?

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Syobon
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Does that mean homophobics bodily fluids are basic?
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Kalekemo
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Basically :awesomeface:

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I used to have a small hunchback. Now I just have a really gross curve in my spine.

Why do I keep telling you these things? :I
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Because talking about these things is therapeutic?

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Nachalnik
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Yeah, probably.
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Because it's a lot less worse than the repeated talks of penises, vaginas, and what comes out of those things?

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