AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ahhh Nachal, I had these bras that made my tiddies look weird too. I even had a friend say that (which we turned into a super hilarious comic afterwards hur)

I got rid of them. They were like, old lady bras too and I don't remember where I got them from :I

Very interesting. Though, we'd need to see what exactly you mean by "weird".

Sure! Let me just grad the picture...


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My stomach is starting to bubble and there is sure as hell going to be toil and trouble later

See I never really used to think that and then I met these girls who were really stupid and the things they used to speak about oh god, like one girl must've thought she was Nicki Minaj as she always rapped to her and her facebook status' would always be lyrics etc. but now she doesn't get my bus so that's good. I'm always really... changeable when it comes to it though - it can be nice if they're clever but if they just sit there doing Sudoku (as my friend does) instead of speaking then I don't class that as a relationship.

Likewise, dopey-ness can sometimes be funnny and possibly cute, in that case erm I'm winning there ahaha. But it just depends on the person to be honest so yeah i could be with someone who failed their tests but if they're nice and funny and sweet then it doesn't matter to me.

Okay guys, I am a bit worried about something and all I ask for serious answers. I don't really want jokes about this because I am worried about what might be going on.

I'll put it in spoilers because this is a bit detailed.

So lately, I've been noticing constant stains in my underwear in the buttcrack area. When I was wiping back there, I heard a weird squishy sound. I checked back there as well as I could and I saw a pimple and a hole apparently.
The pimple seems to be normal but the hole looks deep. When I use toilet paper there or pull apart my cheeks, there comes this sound like the hole is full of water or something. This can't be normal so I really need advice on this. I am hesitant to go to a doctor because I don't want a doctor checking out my buttcrack but at the same time, I have no idea what this is or if it's dangerous.

I did a google and found this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst

Warning: There's a nasty picture

Even if it's not that, you certainly need to get to a doctor because that sounds pretty awful

Yeah something like that sounds not only umpleasant but it might also get infected or something.

I ALWAYS COUNT

Well, shit.

Not sure if I should shave back there or not before a doctor's visit then.

Should I shave? It's clearly visible but not sure if the doctor wants to see so much hair.

Shave where?

Shave my booty.

It might help the doctor see what's going on yeah, and if it needs surgery (as wiki seemed to hint at) they're going to shave it anyway. Be real carefull when you shave though, as to not further damage whatever that is. Maybe you should use a small pair of scissors instead, idk.

Don't shave, just go