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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:24 pm 
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Which in the end, is an incentive to preserve the species.

There are multiple reasons that can explain specifically why males and females do their thing to attract a mate, yes, but it all points to just "breeding and makin babbies"

I may have come across as if it's some kind of outside influence I guess? I'm not sure what I did wrong to not clarify what I mean. :psyduck:

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Well it's 5.30AM and I'm tired as fuck so that might have had something to with it. Lessee

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It's to help insure that the Males of our species keeps being physically interested in females so that we will continue to reproduce.


The keep being physically interested part is what bothers me. As I said, all fertile males in a species are automatically attracted to females, regardless of features. They pick out the most preferable one, and to do that, they use aforementioned features.

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If by girly bits you mean big tiddies and round hips, those are signs of fertility. If you meant something else, do specify.



I just meant bits in general


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>bits in general

Sorry, but it's late and I have no idea what you mean. Do you mean the things that separate the girls from the boys, and why males are more attracted to the most effeminate specimen?


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The keep being physically interested part is what bothers me. As I said, all fertile males in a species are automatically attracted to females, regardless of features. They pick out the most preferable one, and to do that, they use aforementioned features.

Ah I see. Thank you for clarifying.

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By bits in general I mean tiddies regardless of the size, hips regardless of how swingin' or big they are, and asses regardless of how juicy/firm/fit they are

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and asses regardless of how juicy they are

So juicy I just want to stick a straw in there like a juice box

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By bits in general I mean tiddies regardless of the size, hips regardless of how swingin' or big they are, and asses regardless of how juicy/firm/fit they are


Ah. That's a trickier question. Well, as you're hopefully aware, the image of sexuality has changed drastically over the course of human history. Take a look at Ruben's paintings for example. From ancient carvings found, we can determine that the ideal woman in the prehistoric era was fat, with wide thighs and breasts. This would be the most fertile partner, as the wide thighs ease childbirth and the large breasts mean more nutrition for the children. The overall fatness was a sign of good health as well, since nutrition was scarce, and the males did most the hunting and foraging, so females didn't need their mobility.

Over the course of history, the factor that determined children's' health has deviated more and more from pure physical fertility of the female to social status. This is of course an infinitely complex abstract concept that's heavily influenced by, and in one might say created by, culture. We could reason that the introduction of concepts like grace and elegance have led to a reduction of the preferred amount of fat in a female.

It's because of this dependency of personal culture that the concept beauty nowadays is so difficult to define, abstract and subjective, which makes it hard to find explanations for trends in preferences. I would say that the preference to look at the booty and tiddies of a female is still a remainder of those ancient times when those traits where most important, even though the actual preferred 'modifiers' (ie. size) are personal now.

I hope this makes sense, as it's now 6.30AM.


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I said earlier that I had a nasty clogged throat full of mucus. Well, I decided a couple days ago that anything I cough up I'll spit into a bowl I was using to try to clear said throat. Overnight it seems my dog decided it was a tasty snack and licked it clean. That...somewhat disturbed me...

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Reading that made me retch.

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Sorry about that, but you are the one who read it.

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haha naw man wasn't tryin to insult. Yes indeed, I reap what I sow for readin the TMI thread.

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It's fine. I actually laughed when you said that. The whole reason people post in the TMI thread is to get reactions I suppose.

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My bra makes my tiddies look like they're a funny shape :I


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That's not a bra, that's a jello mold. :awesomeface:

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