AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Is this going to occur every three pages now?

Why don't I hang out on this thread more often? It seems like my kind of shenanigans.

Yeah, I know 80% of the stuff Ultra Bidoof has said, just from spending a few hours on CWCki every now and then. Chillax, people.

-F-

oh a colored signature
ZANG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE

Your mind unconsciously keeps you from taking too much Chris-chan as a defensive measure.

Then again, any Chris-chan would probably be considered too much...

I thought this was Chris at first

It's not nsfw, don't worry.

Oh jesus.

Too skinny though.

And too much artistic talent.

I've been a lurker for a long time, but I just wanna say, don't stop posting, Panties! You seem like a cool dude and you make me laugh, so thanks.

So, my brain has another pesky firewall? Lemme turn it off.

Haha. Panties.

I'm far too lazy, otherwise I'd remove Internet Drama and add Panties to the picture.

Godjesus, I just the majority of my entire day reading the entirety of this forum (including the walls of text on the comics), a crap ton of CWCwiki pages, and watching some Chris-Chan videos.

Before I brain bleach, I need to make it feel worthwhile with a recount of my adventures:

All right, this thread has a ton of posts, I should check it out! Wait, what the ehll is this? Did a five year old draw this? Christian Chandler? Who the eff is that? Hey, this guy has a wiki? Time to learn more!
Oh daisies, this guys freaking nuts! Oh well, I'm sure the autism plays a huge role. Ooo, more Sonichu comics. Thank the heavens for this Zang person, what with his witty comments. Oh, fun with wordfilters!

Hey more info about Chris! Wow, this is really, really f^&*ed up. Hey, a genie thing that knows who you're thinking of! Cool! Oh, back to Chris. Hey, a video link! Well that was funny, I'll click on this next one! OHMYGODWHATISHEDOINGAHHHHHHH! Okay...piss, now I'm scared to click this next video...WHOA! These guys can hoard!

Wait, why the hell are we all talking about MLP now?

More wiki articles...JEEEZZZ. Wow, this guy seriously has no morals. Wait, is he...wearing a bra and zang? He shoved that medal up his booty?! Shit quality LBP levels...over-active ego, public outing in a sports bra labelled "want women!". FFS, I think I just had six annuerisms...simultaneously. Who's this Liquid Chris everyone is talking about?

Whoa! LC be bitchin'! daisies, some of these trolls are freaking amazing! LOL, Chris's mom's nickname is Snorlax. Let's click on her page. HOLY GODJESUSZEUSAPOLLOHERMESABORTEDBABYFETUSTHING, are his parents really this awful? No freaking way! It's not possible!

Back to the forum, more shit comcs. Airigh's drawings are quite lovely, I'm excited to see her comic come to fruition. Wow, this Ultra Bidoof Guy is really knowledgabl-Waitwhat...Chris recycled what now? O_O
-WHATTHEFANTA!

Okay, no way it gets worse than this. Hey, whats this link lead to? *picture of Chris's 'china'*
-Excuse me while I go OD on claritin, Coca-Cola, Red Bull, and Drain Cleaner!

Alright, NOW it can't get any worse! Chapter 8, I guess Zang was gone for a while. Oh well, time for a riveting round of Sonichu read! *NSFW images*
DID IT SERIOSLY JUST GET WORSE?!
I swear, my mind just imploded, exploded, reached critical mass, exploded once more (this time in a supernova), melted into liquid, turned into gas, morphed into plasma, screwed my best friend, punched god, and then reverted into my brain, only to repeat the process 18^99999999876 times.
AND NOW THERE'S INTERNET DRAMA WHAT THE HELL?!

That's about it, granted in an odd order.
Left out informative autism lessons and the whole situation that went on with Zang (figured it would be rude to bring up)

Anyways, wall of text done, BRAIN BLEACH TIME! Pass it! No, not a shot you moron, gimme the daisies keg!
AND ORDER MORE KEGS!

Tl;Dr:
Chris, this thread, and everything relating SUCKS HARD! BUT WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH?!

WHOLLY FANTA IT'S 4:00 a.m!
I HATE INSOMNIA!