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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:16 am 
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I had a tsunami in my stomach all day at work and came home and my booty was like the death star and my toilet was alderann


"This booty of mine trembles with an awesome POWER! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My love, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO! GO! GO!"

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got out of bed and showered for the first time in nearly 2 weeks

feels good man


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Madican wrote:
The Big Cheese wrote:
I had a tsunami in my stomach all day at work and came home and my booty was like the death star and my toilet was alderann


"This booty of mine trembles with an awesome POWER! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My love, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO! GO! GO!"

You can't beat my 30 seconds long fart! And my constant diarhea!

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My metabolism hates me right now. I need to eat regular meals, and not chow down on junk food. Maybe then I won't have... digestion problems.

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don't know if it was because of my period or what but i woke up this morning and got out of bed and suddenly it felt like i was farting involuntarily, only... out of my lady area

sdhgfjs it felt weird

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I had a tsunami in my stomach all day at work and came home and my booty was like the death star and my toilet was alderann

I love you drak

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Dark reminded me of this poo genie video

He covered the earth in... you know what


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got out of bed and showered for the first time in nearly 2 weeks

feels good man

imagining you not getting out of bed, but still showering

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imagining you not getting out of bed, but still showering


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Nachalnik wrote:
got out of bed and showered for the first time in nearly 2 weeks

feels good man



Take better care of yourself Nachal :|


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PARKERRR

is that Reiq's work
man keeping up with his stuff is hard since you have to go through 5 hosting sites to find it and even then it's zipped and 2 months old

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This old Swedish man was giving me the eye today and it was very flattering but then his wife just came out of nowhere :I

I was nearly a homewrecker.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
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The Big Cheese wrote:
PARKERRR

is that Reiq's work
man keeping up with his stuff is hard since you have to go through 5 hosting sites to find it and even then it's zipped and 2 months old

Wait, that's how you do it?

I mean, I'm not going to link anything here, but there's a... certain brand of sites that hosts them directly. At least, most of them.

could you PM it
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