AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't know about that. I mean, I know most of the stuff Ultra Bidoof does.

All you really need to do is read the CWCki thoroughly.

Wait wait, you're disgusted by the thread mocking him, but you hate the idea of being mistaken for being his friend so you're not going to help? I don't exactly think you can judge the people of this thread by an "ugly quality" they have when you seem to be exhibiting the idea that being falsely associated with Chris would damage your ego.

Is it wrong to watch old movies and take pleasure out of how corny they are and how unemotional the actors are when they speak since people worked hard on the movies and it's mocking their hard work/creative vision/directing skills? If something like this can't be joked about because it's a real issue, then can we really laugh at other real issues, like slavery, starvation, war, or anything else that is serious?

Everyone has bad qualities, but should that mean we should all be barred from doing things just because we're not perfect/we don't strive for perfection? This thread is primarily for "enjoying" the horrible antics of Chris' creations which overlaps with his real life on multiple occasions, making it hard to understand what the hell is going on without background info. While I'm more horrified than amused by his IRL antics, I don't have qualms with them having fun doing this, especially when none of it is with malicious intent, and no one is interacting directly with Chris while doing it. You might as well be trying to stop gossip, gossip that Chris is probably never going to find or isn't going to care enough about to read.

So don't try to paint yourself as being better than the others in this thread, we all have ugly sides, and no one is "more ugly" than the others.

-K-

Anyhow, Chris lasted about a week before he snapped and started trying to vandalize his ED page. This lasted for a little less than a year, spanning Chris's discovery to the end of the Blanca saga.

To help you understand Chris's logic, you might want to read this anecdote.

Chris's plan is suspected to be a combination of the following things

1. He thought that he could convince ED to leave him alone by convincing him that his life was terrible enough without them. Keep in mind that the worst things that had happened to Chris up to this point consisted of chores and the fact that he was still a virgin.
2. He thought that he could feed ED so much information they'd think "HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS FUCKED UP QUICK DELETE THE ARTICLE AND NEVER SPEAK OF HIM AGAIN".
3. He thought that he could make the ED article into something that didn't make fun of him.

This led to a lot of notable lulz, which is documented on this page.

It's more of a warning.

Last time somebody did the 'signing mah posts' thing Merlin brought the wordfilters, but that was before both of you started posting here.


Longstoryshort - after much mirth and mayhem - that person who used to sign their posts doesn't come here anymore.

Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:
Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some secret power. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.

I really don't see why you have such a problem with him signing his posts; you're sort of being an asshole about it.

-Y-