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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Arguably - along the same line of thought - you'd be contributing to selectively breeding SUPER AWESOME FIRE RESISTANT BACTERIA, Madican.

The SUPER AWESOME FIRE RESISTANT BACTERIA flex their mighty flagellums at you, puny human!

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As a side note, those already exist. They're Archaebacteria though, and can't live without the extreme temperatures. They live in geisers, where temperatures can reach a few thousand degrees if I remember correctly. They're called thermophiles.


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Yeah, I know; I was just somewhat amused by the mental image of a bacterium flexing its flagellums.

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Yeah, baby. You want some of this?

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As a side not, those already exist. They're Archaebacteria though, and can't live without the extreme temperatures. They live in geisers, where temperatures can reach a few thousand degrees if I remember correctly. They're called thermophiles.

yeast is similar.

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Stranaton wrote:
Syobon wrote:
As a side not, those already exist. They're Archaebacteria though, and can't live without the extreme temperatures. They live in geisers, where temperatures can reach a few thousand degrees if I remember correctly. They're called thermophiles.

yeast is similar.


Eh? I don't recall yeast being particularly heat-resistant? They're also Fungi btw.
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Compared to some people on this forum I have zero scientific knowledge but common sense tells me yeast must have some sort of heat-resistance seeing as it's used in baking bread (and seeing as it's baked it'd be hot).

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I am simply astonished that nobody is commenting on the flagellate in the pageget.

Disappointed.

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It's a very nice flagellate, Ex.

You get a gold star for your efforts.


Tales wrote:
Compared to some people on this forum I have zero scientific knowledge but common sense tells me yeast must have some sort of heat-resistance seeing as it's used in baking bread (and seeing as it's baked it'd be hot).

Dough is heated to an optimum temperature to encourage the yeast to produce gases which make the dough rise and become bread.

High enough temperatures also kill yeast, though - IIRC the idea is to kill the yeast by the end of the baking process.

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Don't patronize me.

Please keep patronizing me.

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Sorry Exeres, I was so busy fapping to it that I forgot to comment.
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wait why are we talking about tits again

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