scebboaliwiw wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
It takes a masters in physics and a bachelors in aerodynamics for you to be able to properly throw a shoe. Thank god that the terrorists don't have access to that kind of advanced weaponry yet, though they may soon if we don't intervene. Issac Newton is dealing arms to both sides, my friends, and if we are slow to act, then we very well may experience another size 9/11, perpetrated by terrorists trained on Microsoft Shoe-Thrower Simulator 2009. That is why I must ask every one of you to aid me in my Global War on the Terror of Gravity. We must invade every physics and math classroom everywhere and topple their dictator regimes in order to keep the faces of people involved in democracy safe.
Have I ever told you that I love you?
Second. I will aid you in your Global War. Where do we sign up?
Also, I never knew Bush was such a ninja. To dodge shoes like that...it takes skill.
And Microsoft Shoe-Throwing Simulator...the goddesses know I would play that game.