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vealin99 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:55 pm

gryewolf wrote:

Are we sure Ultra Bidoof isn't Chris Chan's alter ego or something? Evil twin maybe?

Chris would be the evil twin
but it doesn't matter
OH LOOK MORE COMIC PAGES

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:10 pm

Taruta wrote:

gryewolf wrote:

Are we sure Ultra Bidoof isn't Chris Chan's alter ego or something? Good twin maybe?

Fixed that sentence for ya, and I'm pretty sure we already established this.

Hah thanks.

Snarf wrote:

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Well, you see, there are three versions of the episode.

One is the TV-Y7 version where Chris omits all nudity and sex. It actually has a decent moral about turning the other cheek because the parts Chris removed were also the parts where he contradicted himself.

The next one is the TV-14 version, where there sex and nudity is there but he covered it all up with fruit stickers. It's actually pretty funny if you don't mind gouging your eyes out afterwards.

Then there's the TV-MA version. You can guess what that entails.

This all happened because I think Chris's parents somehow found out about the hedgehog porn and had him remove it. Then Chris swore to never make Rule 34 again. He then made a special Rule 34 gallery on his site because a horde of adoring fangirls told him to.

>He then made a special Rule 34 gallery on his site because a horde of adoring fangirls told him to.
>Rule 34 gallery on his site because a horde of adoring fangirls told him to.
>because a horde of adoring fangirls told him to.
>horde of adoring fangirls told him
>adoring fangirls

I smell a troll.

-sniggers-

Akio · **Posted:** Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:55 pm

FatOldRobot wrote:

In a temporary wave of insanity, likely caused by this thread, I googled ''Sonichu 8''. What I saw, was pure horror.
PURE HORROR!

Me beginning to read the wiki page:
"Ha ha ha, Chris doesn't understand anatomy."

Me at the end:
"WTF CHRIS, WTF."

Also, I didn't know Rosechu was a hermaphrodite.

Zang · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:49 am

GUESS WHO IS BACK

THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE

NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK WARNING

all of the following can and/or WILL scar you for life

you have been warned by me, now you shall be warned by chris

page 1

okay, first of all SEVEN INCHER? a fucking sonic character has seven inch dong? what the fuck is this even I don't.

Oh god here comes the sex ed lesson

page 2

Okay I dont know about you guys, but I stopped reading at "China"

who the fuck calls it a china? really? "Hey chris, I saw you with that red headed bitch, you get any China last night?"

"What?"

page 3

okay, did I just read/see what I THINK I read/saw?

his dick goes INSIDE HIM when not in use?

I don't know about you guys or chris, but MINE has never done that. So to take a piss you would have to lean forward and let gravity do the rest of the work. what kinda fucked up perso- oh wait it's Chris.

page 4

I feel dirty.

page 5

>raincoat

god it's gonna be a long night.

page 6

is

is that a dicks-eye view?

that's a dicks-eye-view, isn't it. fuck.

page 7

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S MORE PAINFUL, THE INCORRECT ANATOMY OR THE FACT THAT HE DREW IT. GOD PASS ME THE BRAIN BLEACH.

page 8

oh my god. dat face

pffffffffffthahahahhahaha

he took classes to make these measurements

CLASSES

oh god my lungs

it seems SOMEONE has been taking profane pictures of sonichu and rosechu's intercourses

who could BE creepy enough to do that?

only Chris

oh look, exactly what everyone has already seen! lets just show you guys this junk once more

it's not like we can DO anymore damage then we've already done, right?

wrong

apparently even sonichu has his limits

page 11 I think? lol

what's a quadak?

page 12

oh my god what have I done.

page 13

WAIT A MINUTE

why does she have water in the bathtub in panel 3, but not in panel 4?

oh for the love of god no

please

PLEASE NO

wh-what the?

the fuck is wrong with her mouth in panel 2?

it looks like angelina jolie with lip implants

the hell am i reading?

okay so they arrive at 4-CENT GARBAGE tower

because companies with names like "4-cent garbage" have fucking skyscrapers

oh look a one panel comic page. how interesting

I have a feeling I guessed wrong.

oh wait, Jason. nevermind

wait what the fuck are you talking about green sonichu? shut up, you were cooler when you didn't talk

what the balls

porygons can do that?

WHAT HAVE OUR LOVEHOGS SEEN

WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR BLENDY GREEN FRIEND

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME

THATS ALL FOR NOW

SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON, AND REMEMBER, LIKE SONICHU ALWAYS SAYS,

ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:52 am

>mfw zang makes an update

YCobb · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:53 am

Yesss he's back

nooo why did I read that

Good to see you back, dude.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:56 am

*fangirl squeals*

JamesBob006 · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:55 pm **Posts:** 76

Zang wrote:

... is it dickbutt? What the hell is that a reference to?

Stu_Pidasl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:55 pm **Posts:** 720

What scares me the most is that he signed each pose Rosechu took a picture of herself in. Like he thought people were going to look at them individually and wonder who drew this wonderful porn.

Criticism aside, who else fapped?

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:03 am

I think the one where the people are stu-
Gilligans island
that's what I was thinking of

Boj · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:03 am

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

if you don't mind gouging your eyes out afterwards.

way ahead of you

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:27 am

Taruta · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:10 am

Welcome back Zang, hope you're feeling better.

As for this issue...

Akio · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:49 am

Is the fact that Sonichu can't differentiate between hand drawn pictures and actual photos breaking the fourth wall? That they're acknowledging the fact they exist only as a hand drawn comic?
Oh wait, who cares. Chris breaks the fourth wall all the time.

Also, why did Rosechu take "sexual" pictures of herself? If she was just trying to prove something there was no need to do that.
Oh wait, it's Chris.

...daisies it, now I want to go back and find all the plotholes in Sonichu. I think I'm becoming... obsessive.
Oh wait, I already am.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Zang wrote:

page 2

Is Chris implying women are aroused when breastfeeding or did I read that all wrong?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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