AWKWARD ZOMBIE

tiddies make exelent pillows.

tiddies make the world go round.
They are the reason men fight wars, why we fight each other.
tiddies are the only thing we can depend on in this or any world.

It is also the reason men don't fight wars... LYSISTRATA.jpg

I'm petitioning to make tiddies our new national currency. The economy will become erect almost immediately.

Zen I'll punch your dick off.

Yeah tiddies are pretty great.

Dreams like that are common if you haven't gotten any yet.

I figured as much but still

I would like to have dreams I could talk about with mixed company

also, I was not sure who the girl was, all I remember was Me going in, and I could like feel everything
and me asking if we had any condoms because I didn't want to get her pregnant then she telling me not to worry about it because
she had it covered

betrippin I don't mean to impose or come off as some know it all douchebag, but I feel the need to warn you about the foolishness of seeking out a relationship because you really really really want a lady, or really really really wanna get laid.

Personally, It's just not worth it if you go into it with that mindset (not necessarily saying you are)

Best relationship advice I ever received is this:
"Until you're perfectly comfortable with being single, you're not ready for a true relationship."

Just don't go into it with the wrong attitude dude.

Getting laid is not actually why I want a relationship
I'm fine with being single for a little bit, but I would just like a partner I could actually have conversations with outside of my friends about
the games we are playing and video game news. I also want someone to go out and have fun with and just hang out and stuff because lord knows my friends don't enjoy doing that. If I get some action hey, added bonus.

I actually don't plan on getting laid until I'm at least 17 or 18

I feel ya man, and honestly, that is very much the proper attitude (although I feel from your statement there that you could use some more approachable friends but hey I ain't judgin nobody.

Just spreadn the wisdom around, and honestly dude that's a good policy. Honestly that shit can wait.

my anus is sore

bitch you aren't the one who has to take care of your tits

wearing a bra is super uncomfortable

and no i can't not wear one, then my tiddies will be flipping and flying around all over the place and it will be very awkward for both parties

Dick pimples really hurt.