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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:07 pm 
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Unless, of course, the virus was Fungus based (there are types of Fungus notorious for "zombifying" ants) and could generate food via Photosynthesis

On top of that, if it's fungus based we get to deal with zombies with plants bursting out of their flesh


Thats some really scary stuff, I love the idea. For anyone who wants to read on zombie ants here you go http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0510/Zombie-ants-How-fungus-can-turn-an-insect-into-a-puppet


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:15 am 
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Sorry I have been gone so long, been taking out zombies. You see my town was taken over by a zombie virus that was airborne, lucky I didn't turn, i can stay human. Man can those zombies eat a lot, they wouldn't stop om-nom-noming on my brothers leg.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:13 am 
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i actually agree quite a bit with music's "instinct" idea.
nothing can stop something on full throttle.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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Bullets. Bullets can stop ANYTHING. including MORE BULLETS and you know what stops that? Not more bullets that would just be awful

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:41 am 
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betrippin wrote:
Bullets. Bullets can stop ANYTHING. including MORE BULLETS and you know what stops that?


Magneto.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:41 am 
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Why won't this thread die?

Oh right, zombie thread, nevermind.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:04 am 
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betrippin wrote:
Bullets. Bullets can stop ANYTHING. including MORE BULLETS and you know what stops that? Not more bullets that would just be awful

Why waste ammo when you can just go for the head?

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:23 am 
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Malum wrote:
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Bullets. Bullets can stop ANYTHING. including MORE BULLETS and you know what stops that? Not more bullets that would just be awful

Why waste ammo when you can just go for the head?


Have you ever shot a firearm? Any kind? Headshots are incredibly difficult to pull off unless you're a marksman and very lucky.

And seriously Hood, Ame and I went over this already with Music. Doesn't matter if the body can't feel pain, it's a squishy human body easily ruined by bullets and other weapons.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:51 am 
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Ame no Akai wrote:
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i actually agree quite a bit with music's "instinct" idea.
nothing can stop something on full throttle.

Headshots, ankles, kneecaps, hell the pelvis if you've got the firepower.

Compare it to a guy on PCP. You can't punch him into submission, but you can structurally break down his liberty of movement.


Also, instinct is highly overrated.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:44 pm 
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Instinct +Getting shot= Adrenaline

Adrenaline will make it go apeshit until you shoot it in the face until it stops being funny

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:19 pm 
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No. While a major non-fatal wound may induce a hormone raise powerful enough to have the victim ignore large amounts of pain, their movements will still be greatly hindered. Also, this is true for everyone, regardless of 'instinct".


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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Yeah, adrenaline might let you ignore pain, but if your kneecap or ankle is shattered you're not going anywhere, whether it hurts or not.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:04 pm 
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okay so think about it like thisif somebody kidnapped your daughter,and was raping and beating her everyday.then you met that guy. do you seriously think that if he shot you in the ankle that would stop you from trying to kill him or hurt him? if so then your a horrible person and should never have children.
also, where is music in all of this? thought this thread was his baby.

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It's not that you would stop wanting to kill the guy. I want to see you trying to walk/run/heck even stand after being shot in the ankle or knee.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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theredhood wrote:
okay so think about it like thisif somebody kidnapped your daughter,and was raping and beating her everyday.then you met that guy. do you seriously think that if he shot you in the ankle that would stop you from trying to kill him or hurt him? if so then your a horrible person and should never have children.
also, where is music in all of this? thought this thread was his baby.


Nice job jumping to ad hominem.

If you were shot in the ankle then no you would not stop trying to hurt him, but you would be greatly restricted in your movements which is what everyone is saying. It doesn't matter how much willpower you have when you bodaciously cannot fucking walk anymore. Not because of the pain, because the joint is a mess of bone and flesh in a twisted mockery of what once was.

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