AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Darth Revan was 120% gangsta. He holds his lightsabers sideways before killing you.

He was like 'Dayumn Bitchila, you got some fine booty dere, I'd tap dat shit."

And tap it he did.

someone tell me what thumbing is

Ohhh lawdy probably should've explained it. Thumbing is basically where a dude puts his thumbs over another dudes mouth and then moves in for a facebattle and it looks like they're making out.
Ain't gay.

Riiiiiiight.

That doesn't sound gay at all.

That is so gay, you don't even know.

OA, will you thumb me

hard

Well, it's better than the time my Scaley friend Luke and his friend Mike were with these girls and jokingly saying they were gay. The girls wanted proof and so Luke and Mike went to thumb, but the girls stopped them and said "No, we want to see lip contact." So Luke and Mike just looked at each other, nodded, and facebattled. Funnily enough, that was Luke's first.

And when I said "ain't gay" I meant I "ain't gay."

You don't have to be gay to facebattle a guy. But the act itself is definitely gay. Sticking your thumb over his mouth doesn't really mitigate that.

I facebattled all the boys

I have friends who almost facebattle all the time. They basically play gay chicken and see who can come the closest to facebattling without backing out.

I've never facebattled a boy (properly) or thumbed one either.

and by properly i mean lips.

Good, because everyone knows penis doesn't count