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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:48 am 
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I will find the insect that bit my dick and I will END IT.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I will find the insect that bit my dick and I will END IT.


oh god my day has been made

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:06 am 
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How did the bug manage to get there?

Were you sticking you dick into an anthill?

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I have no clue how a bug managed to get in there, but somehow it did.

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Was getting hit on by a gay dude towards the end of school. Was talking with my friend about sex-lives and he says "(friend) you would break him. I would break him!" and then mentioned that he would hide in the bathroom with me to get out of a stupid school-wide lipdub. Needless to say was creeped the fuck out.


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Was getting hit on by a gay dude towards the end of school. Was talking with my friend about sex-lives and he says "(friend) you would break him. I would break him!" and then mentioned that he would hide in the bathroom with me to get out of a stupid school-wide lipdub. Needless to say was creeped the fuck out.


WHY DO YOU NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS

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Were you sticking you dick into an anthill?

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HisanTakura wrote:
Was getting hit on by a gay dude towards the end of school. Was talking with my friend about sex-lives and he says "(friend) you would break him. I would break him!" and then mentioned that he would hide in the bathroom with me to get out of a stupid school-wide lipdub. Needless to say was creeped the fuck out.


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Because it was Andrew Ryker, and plus you said Anthony thumbing me on Halloween made your night.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Pffffffft.

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