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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:41 pm 
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I wanna to spread tuna paste all over your lamb.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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food puns on one forum, food innuendos on another

are you people trying to make me hungry

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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... what the fuck happened here :psyduck:

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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AHHHHHH JELLO ALL OVER MY DICK.

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... what the fuck happened here :psyduck:


Innuendoes. Delicious, delicious innuendoes.

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Wrong orifice Exeres.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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OA, of course, is overjoyed that wieners are being handed out free in the park.


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I sure like my steak red. Savory meat in my mouth.


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THE NOSE, of course, is overjoyed that wieners are being handed out free in the park.


You know it, Val~

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I have an horrible, bloody pimple on the inside of my left leg. It's been there for at least a week and it doesn't want to go. It's pretty annoying when I'm just sitting around and I suddenly feel pain and see it popped by itself and blood is leaking.

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i have to pee

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Hot farts. Upset stomach is awesome.

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Hit pimple on my shoulder and OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

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Oh my god, I popped like a huge thing of pimples on my face. Oh, it was disgusting.

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Think the next step for me is antibiotics, even this fuckexpensive gel doesn't do shit against pimples

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