1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Stranaton · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:53 pm

Tales wrote:

...er, thank you erexes and val?

and I think so syobon, quite often he rests his head on me, makes lewd comments, plus he's openly bi (Not saying if you're bi you must fancy the first person you flirt with) but like, he's been very... open with his stories and relationships in the past with other boys, so it's a possibility I guess :/ He also rated me 10/10 on looks on facebook, something which i know isn't true so that also leads me to believe he's sort of trying to woo me, or I'm just very paranoid.

I had this problem once. Some ideas:
Get another guy for him
Change how you act/look
Tell him how awkward you feel.

Lotharu · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:55 pm

You can Skype while watching same movie with a candlelit dinner in front of the computer

Tales · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:57 pm

Trygve wrote:

Butt seriously, Tales. I want you. I fancy you.

Want to have an Internet-date?

wait how old are you again?
if so, pedo on the horizon. But sorry trygve, I don't do internet relationships, no butts.

i think you're joking here ahahah

Lotharu · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:59 pm

Tales, I want to put my zucchini in your mouth

Tales · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:09 pm

i just googled what zucchini meant

I don't like courgettes.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Why don't y'all have a seat over there?

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:18 pm

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, and I like rape.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

I want to put my noodle in your casserole.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:24 pm

I'd like to give you a piece of my baguette.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:25 pm

Here, have a slice of my pizza.

Tales · **Posted:** Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:27 pm

I don't want any food in me ;_;

go hit on someone who's legal before chris hansen and syobon come, haha.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

I want my calabria in your oven.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

I wanna put some sauce on your fries

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

I wanna scramble your eggs.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Hey what's going on in h--

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