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Winchester
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Sex ed in middle and high school for me consisted of learning about the sex organs, and that was it. I don't even remember being taught about STDs.

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Dad told me about something he heard about in Guam called "black dick."

I'm 99% sure he was either lying or exaggerating, but 1% is still too much for me to stop worrying.


The thing that still scares me the most is that fish/worm that swims up your penis and then extends hooks so it can't be pulled out. And I'm not even sure that it's a myth since I think they covered it in my Animal Study course this year.
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I'd like to present to you the Candiru.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Well fuck.
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Crispy wrote:
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I can never grow a beard. Hair won't grow on scar tissue.
I didn't know this. Is thay why my thigh (left) is so smooth? I fell off my bike last summer and now thered this numb lump covering over half of it. It's also very smooth. Same with my left elbow


Yeah scars don't grow hair... I have scars on my arms from bike (and cat-related) accidents and the hair doesn't grow there... especially on my triforce scar. ((yes. I have a scar in the shape of the Triforce. On my left hand. I was holding a waterbottle and I slipped, the back of my hand hit gravel.)) Then again I don't have much body hair (my hair is very fine and generally light, as far as body hair).... funny though my head-hair is very dark... haha...

I have a scar where some of my eyebrow was, one on my fingers from a box knife (blood fountain), the back of my leg from an axe, and a perfect circle on my gut from being stabbed by a bike handle bar.

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how do you get a boy to um, not like you? this one boy in school keeps calling me "Gorge" (my name in George which he says is the reason why he calls me that, but not to sound big-headed or anything but it sounds a lot like 'georgous' and other people have picked up on it too) and like, I don't know whether to ask him if he could stop saying that as I don't want to lead him on or anything :/

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Do you have other reasons to think he fancies you than that?
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It could also mean gorge, as in, to eat a lot at once. Or a ravine.

Anyway, if all he's doing is mispronouncing your name, it might be too early to take action. He could just be mispronouncing it, after all, and then you're the big-headed guy who thinks he's being hit on. Wait for more concrete proof.

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Exeres wrote:
It could also mean gorge, as in, to eat a lot at once. Or a ravine.

Anyway, if all he's doing is mispronouncing your name, it might be too early to take action. He could just be mispronouncing it, after all, and then you're the big-headed guy who thinks he's being hit on. Wait for more concrete proof.

He wants to dive in that gorge

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I'd like to gorge myself in that gorge.
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I want to gorge in that gorge, Gorge.

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...er, thank you erexes and val?

and I think so syobon, quite often he rests his head on me, makes lewd comments, plus he's openly bi (Not saying if you're bi you must fancy the first person you flirt with) but like, he's been very... open with his stories and relationships in the past with other boys, so it's a possibility I guess :/ He also rated me 10/10 on looks on facebook, something which i know isn't true so that also leads me to believe he's sort of trying to woo me, or I'm just very paranoid.

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YOU MEAN SEX, RIGHT?
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Rub old fish over your body and genitals

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Butt seriously, Tales. I want you. I fancy you.


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