AWKWARD ZOMBIE

He's self-educated.

I knew you'd have something to say, just wait untill what happened in camp, oh ho ho ho! Really, nothing happened.
And pfff Madican, I really haven't done anything it's just um, made to seem worse than it is ahaha.

I remember my biology teacher saying something along the lines of "Experiment with oral, hands, feet whatever you want, put please wait with the real thing until you're older".

I remember this awkward sex ed video which sounded like it was meant for little children.

When the woman pointed at some specific organ or veins or anything relating to sexual organs, she spoke as if she was talking for those things.

For example, when she was talking about the clitoris, she said something along the lines of "ooh yes, rub me, rub me more! Rub me harder, yess! Yesss! Oooooh yeeeess!"

It was all very awkward and amusing.

Did you rub your clitoris that day?

I lost it in the Gamer war in Iceland.

trygve how could someone with such an innocent face speak such profanities like that? I don't know what's gotten into you lately.

and wow that does sound quite awkward, see sometimes I'm glad we didn't have very detailed sex-ed ahaha.

British Sex Ed

See Meaning of Life by Monty Python

What I remember from sex ed in health class was my friend volunteering to put a condom on a dildo (our teacher explained that she had visited a sex equipment store, asked for the smallest ones and told what they were for)
Oh and being told that old people are in fact just as sexual as younger people are created a nice mental image
This was in 8th grade I believe so we were 14

"Yes, I need a small dildo because we're practicing putting condoms on teenagers' schlongs."

> sex ed
> hot naked woman
> fap that evening

What does age have to do with it? If anything, teens usually sweat more.

well i never used to have a problem with sweating. now all i have to do is to put a hoodie on and i sweat buckets. even when it's cold as hell.