AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Everybody! Do the merkin!

Looks like she just stuffed one of these into her va-jay-jay.

Well... They're not all PANK.

That explains eeeeverything.

It's a common mistake for men to not grow beards only realizing that they are in fact, women.

Inject steriods and you'll have allll the beards you can ask for

How many steroid injections have you tried, Bunyip?

too many to count Trygve



too many to count

Bunyip, you should know better. Haven't you seen ANY afterschool special from the 90's?

I totally remember one where we were watching the "functions of the female body" and the girl in it had her first period. Then she and her friend are in this supermarket getting her pads when this super hunky guy she has a crush on sees them and goes up to them to say hi. She then passed her pads to her friend so it would look like it was her friend getting the pads instead and it was awkward.

I LEARNED SO MUCH. LIKE HOW NOT TO GET CAUGHT IN THE PADS AISLE WHEN YOUR HUNKY GREASER CRUSH SAYS HI TO YOU.


AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

I think I could grow a beard if I tried, but I never want to go through that awkward phase where it's not quite a beard and it looks really douche-y.

I remember we had to watch movies like that.

In the movie, they even had a cake with "Congratulation with your first ejaculation" on it (and no, it doesn't rhyme in Norwegian).

It included wet dreams too.


And, Ave. Do it for me~

Stop trying to seduce me into growing a beard, Tryg. maybe I will I've wanted to anyway

I remember in my school, the girls had to watch a video in school about that, but there was never anything like that for the guys. Thankfully we've never had an awkward movie in Health class.

I like how the school implied that I didn't know it all already.

Ave, do it and I will appear more often in your dreams.

In my school our sex ed has been crap - in year 7 (two years ago) in Science we did like the diagrams and a bit then, then this man came in and talked about puberty, then a women talked to us about self image and how we shouldn't feel afraid, and then because our school is Church of England a religious man came in talking about the Bible; I can't remember if he said we should save ourselves, but I remember him saying something like sex is precious and we should think carefully about it. Since then not a word has been said to us, I think we might get some next year, or even the year after.

From what I've heard that's bullshit