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[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:36 pm

Verom wrote:

I don't follow this thread at all, someone needs to explain to me why fanta is disgusting.

He mixes it with his jizz and drinks it.

Verom · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:39 pm

I'm almost afraid to ask why
almost.

Why, the fuck, does he do this?

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

He thinks it's recycling.

Verom · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:43 pm

I don't have a psyduck big enough...

This man was in college, but does not understand how his balls work.

I just cringed before I took a swig of my soda, then realized I'm not an idiot.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Verom wrote:

I don't have a psyduck big enough...

This man was in college, but does not understand how his balls work.

That's Chris for you. And that's not even the worst of what he's done.

Verom · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:51 pm

Yeah, I look at this thread occasionally, enough to know the general stuff, didn't know the fanta thing. Frankly didn't need to know it, but I do now and there's no changing that.

JamesBob006 · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:55 pm **Posts:** 76

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

Verom wrote:

I don't have a psyduck big enough...

This man was in college, but does not understand how his balls work.

That's Chris for you. And that's not even the worst of what he's done.

I can't remember anything worse... maybe I blocked it from my memory, like how I blocked 1/2 of Other M.

YCobb · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:02 pm

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Guyperson wrote:

It's not like that drink comes with Chris's addition pre-packaged, the drink itself is just a normal soda. Like how PETA's existence hasn't ruined loving animals for me.

But now I've got a crazy idea here. People have suggested making a movie about Chris, and just need to get him to sign his rights to it over to someone. And Chris on multiple occasions has given in to requests made by trolls/women/"women". So why don't they trick him into signing over the rights to making a movie/documentary about him?

He'll either decline or run it by Rocky(or his parents) before declining. Or he'll say he'll think about it and then never do it.

Also any sort of contract like that made under a false identity wouldn't be legally valid, so tricking him into doing it wouldn't really be practical.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

JamesBob006 wrote:

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

Verom wrote:

I don't have a psyduck big enough...

This man was in college, but does not understand how his balls work.

That's Chris for you. And that's not even the worst of what he's done.

I can't remember anything worse... maybe I blocked it from my memory, like how I blocked 1/2 of Other M.

I guess it's a matter of opinion. I consider the Kimmi sex tape, Flying Elephants, nude shower, and Tom Girl pictures worse.

Stu_Pidasl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:55 pm **Posts:** 720

There should be a sperm ed class.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Chris is incredibly stupid.

I don't know how he got the idea that eating his sperm would return it to his testicles. His idea might be that it would dissolve into it's base components, which would be absorbed into him, which would eventually be used to create new sperm, but that's pure speculation.

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:47 am

Linked for closing the barn door after the horses get out.

I saw this on tumblr

is this

chris

Skydr5 · **Joined:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:31 am **Posts:** 2

Stu_Pidasl wrote:

There should be a sperm ed class.

Nah, totally a Date Ed.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Dating_education

That link has probably been posted before.

Also, about Chris' "I No Socialize Online" comment... I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a ripoff of a joke somewhere or if Chris is actually getting stupider.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

somepartsareme wrote:

I saw this on tumblr

is this

chris

Don't bother asking me how that happened, all I know is that it happened recently and may have resulted from someone telling Chris to get in touch with his feminine side

Akio · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:19 am

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Chris is incredibly stupid.

I don't know how he got the idea that eating his sperm would return it to his testicles. His idea might be that it would dissolve into it's base components, which would be absorbed into him, which would eventually be used to create new sperm, but that's pure speculation.

Although I would like not to give credit to Chris for coming up with a theory like that... He probably did.
Or he's really is incredibly stupid an-

somepartsareme wrote:

NSFW LINK

I saw this on tumblr

is this

chris

The scarring... it's doesn't stop.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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