AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh, I know! Wear knickerbockers and socks!

You'll be all stylin'.

I need to clean and vacuum my room.
Hopefully these won't add to the number of leg scars I have.

I don't even know what a knockerbocker is.
Sports drink?
Card Game?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knickerbockers_(clothing)

one day~

...so knicker bocker glorys come from the glory of what are basically pants/underwear? Weird.

Well, obviously, you have to take a picture while showering in order for us to accurately determine if it is or isn't fatal.
It probably is, though.

I sneezed and threw my head forward a little. This caused my tongue to vibrate on the back of my mouth really quickly.
It felt funny.

I think one of the closed wounds in my mouth might be filling with blood. Or something worse. It's inflamed and numb. I'll have to stop by the dentist again after class.

UPDATE: OF COURSE I forgot the dentist's office is closed Wednesday. Also, I know I shouldn't be poking whatever this is but I'm doing it anyway. What comes out is part-blood, part-something. It's yellow-white, slick or oily, tastes a bit like mucus but could just as well be pus. I don't know, it's gross. The sore itself seems like it's... deflating? Maybe it'll go away without having to do anything.

Out of curiosity why is the dentist office closed on a Wednesday? It just seems a odd day to be closed.

What isn't blood is probably puss

They're closed Wednesdays because he's not a "dentist" technically, he's an oral surgeon, which I guess means he can choose what hours he wants. And the reason I think it might be mucus is because it's a hole from an upper wisdom tooth, and during removal sometimes the sinus cavity can be opened accidentally. I'm worried that may have happened because I sneezed too hard or something silly.

I'll just keep thinking it's nothing until the smart guy says something different.

If it's pus, it's sign of an infection.
If it's mucus, that's stuff is full of bacteria and will infect your mouth.
Either way you should get it checked at (even if I'm wrong) and probably put some disinfectant on it or something.

I've had my wisdom teeth pulled as well and that doesn't sound normal at all.

Well like I said, I'll go see the surgeon when I can. In the meantime, I'll keep disregarding my own advice and PICK PICK PICK at it.

Hey, guess what, after a quick and potentially hazardous experiment, it has nothing to do with my sinuses. Which means it's probably pus.

The male model in my life drawing class was scratching himself a lot in between sketches.

Not bad by itself, I know, but then he started handing out pamphlets after class... After he had thoroughly scratched his no doubt sweaty, greasy man balls for upwards of an hour.

Sweaty, greasy man balls.