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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 4:20 pm 
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For Unba, it is like some factory in Asia making the very clothes he wear.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Lower part of digestive tract feels amazing right now for some reason, there's sort of like a smooth tingling feeling in my rectum/anus area and man I'm just so comfortable.


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Your colon is about to explode.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Dammit not again.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Have you recovered since Trygve's last visit?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Doctor said there's still some residue in there but other than that he said I'm pretty much alright. Really if it happened again it would just be inconvenient.


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oh god i just had the worst case of the shits
ffffffff it burns


im the legal age of consent in canada, sixteen, is this a sufficient age for this thread?

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lol, I don't even have a porn folder....

I've never viewed porn nor do I really plan to.

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lol, I don't even have a porn folder....

I've never viewed porn nor do I really plan to.


Can't find gay enough stuff can you Kale


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I think my tooth is loose.

Probably shouldn't chewed on so much plastic and metal when I was younger.


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Kalekemo wrote:
lol, I don't even have a porn folder....

I've never viewed porn nor do I really plan to.


Can't find gay enough stuff can you Kale

No...

Porn just never interested me. It's too unnatural to me, just kinda bugs me. Though I have been known to read an erotica every once in a while

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I had too much calcium and now I feel really sick.


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I had too much calcium and now I feel really sick.


What did you drink like two gallons of milk?

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Kalekemo wrote:
Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
lol, I don't even have a porn folder....

I've never viewed porn nor do I really plan to.


Can't find gay enough stuff can you Kale

No...

Porn just never interested me. It's too unnatural to me, just kinda bugs me. Though I have been known to read an erotica every once in a while


Stop looking at dragon dildoes


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Mental Note: Don't fap in almost 100 degree weather.

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