AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My teeth are retarded like that. They're not loose but the shift around alot.

Tripped and smashed my face against things a stupid amount of times as a child. Might have something to do with that.

So I managed to rip off my toenail, and thus I had to spend 4 hours waiting in the hospital,
only to have half of my foot bandaged, a procedure which could easily have been done at home,
but someone INSISTED to goto the hospital before checking if there was any need to go there.
tl;dr: a waste of everyones time.

I have hundreds of skin tags. They're all in awkward places.

Funny enough, the rune pendant you got is for victory and success, Victor.

It was worth it, I showed those stairs who's the boss.

We must all do our best. Step by step.

I had to look that up. I have those too but not that many.

I ripped one off my armpit before and it grew back somehow. Bled for a while too.

I had a skin tag and a mole under my arm for years. It made shaving there very difficult. Then maybe a year or so ago, I went to the dermatologist and got them taken off.

Feels good man.

I have moles in other places, like on my neck, but they don't get in the way so I leave them alone.

I have skin tags on my neck, my shoulders and bodaciously every part of my body I need to shave.

So summer sucks booty for me.

I had a spam mail from Penis Growth Free Trial with "Michelle Obama shows her warmer side" in the subject .
The contents were "Make their tops fly off with your powerful tool" and a sketchy looking link.

I didn't know my wife was a penis pill peddler.

I keep getting pins and needles all the time

waah

aaaaa
horny

My dad has skin tags. I hope I don't get them. Also, I hit 1 gigs in my porn folder sometime this month. That's cool, I guess.

oh goodness at first i thought that was some weird war-cry you were trying out there trygve.