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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 7:23 pm 
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OH MY GOD I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN IT FELT SO WIERRRRRRD

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Holy daisies bro how many pubs do you own

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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ER, pubes, not pubs

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Man that's boring.
How am I gonna invite all my friends on down to betrippin's pube and restaurant now?

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Since I got red hair, does that mean I have Irish pubes?


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 6:28 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 6:42 am 
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Syobon wrote:
Tales wrote:
today someone called me cute and asked me out
I said no.


What I thought:

Girl: *long confession of undying love*
Tales: "lol nope".


sorry for not replying before, internet screwed up. Basically, I was in a theme parm (Alton Towers woo) and I heard these girls talking, I overheard one say "see that boy in the blue top? [me]. I think he's quite cute" and then they were just talking and then her friend tapped me on the back and asked if I would go out with her friend so I said "Sorry, er she's nice and all but I don't know her" and that was that.

and screw you princess brothel you've just taken away my next post.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Aww Tales, you should have said yes. Maybe she was a very nice a person. There's nothing wrong with going out with someone to get to know them better.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Haha, I'm sure she was, but seeing as the themepark we went to is over 2 hours away from where I live plus you know, if I did go out with her it'd be some kind of over the internet, facebook relationship as I doubt she lives in Liverpool, which I really wouldn't want to do :/

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Well, I got some scottish blood at least.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Tales wrote:
Haha, I'm sure she was, but seeing as the themepark we went to is over 2 hours away from where I live plus you know, if I did go out with her it'd be some kind of over the internet, facebook relationship as I doubt she lives in Liverpool, which I really wouldn't want to do :/


Ah okay, I understand :).


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I trimmed down there a little while ago. It was getting a bit too curly.

I don't think I'd ever shave though. It sounds like it'd be way too itchy the way many of you blokes describe it. I'm definitely gonna trim more often though, just as a matter of hygiene.

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It only starts itching about a week or two after you shaved if you don't re-shave. It's the growing stubbles poking your skin when moving around.

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today in the shower I dropped the soap and ow it hurt when it landed on my foot

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