AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Might be a small hematoma. The picture on that article is a very extreme case though and might mislead you, there is a smaller one on this page.

Yeah, it's nowhere near that bad. It's somewhat noticeable, but still pretty faint. I can't think of anything I've done that could have caused it though.

Oops, where did my pants go?

Oh, I know.

Off.

Uncle Trygve, what's that snake doing between your legs?

one time i was out camping with scouts and we found a snake in the field.
random fact for you there.

There's a snake in my rump

I've only ever seen a wild snake once, and even then it wasn't for long as it seemed to be in a hurry to get past us. :c

Every now and then I'll find garter and grass snakes around my house. Not often, though. Last one I found was extremely photogenic.



However at my grandparents' house in the country I've forever finding grass/garter snakes and the occasional larger rattlesnake, cottonmouth and even a copperhead once. I stay away from those. I'll normally catch the harmless ones, take a few photos, then set them free again where they were.

Brushed my teeth and spat out what looked like a gob of blood even though there's no visible bleeding from any of my gums

Eyes might of been playing tricks on me

You really need to see a dentist.

I'm going on Monday or Wednesday.

But seriously I have no idea what happened. I drank something cold and it hasn't stopped hurting since. ;___;

Is it throbbing or more of a constant pain?

It comes and goes but it's like throbbing. Like I'm getting stabbed with a hot needle all the time.

Since it's only when you eat cold stuff it's probably just be a bad cavity, the blood is probably your gums, do you usually brush them when you brush your teeth?

Dunno if I'm spitting blood or if I'm just spitting whatever I've been drinking recently