AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have mine. They didn't get all the way through and look like they are still halfway stuck in the jaw. I pray to every god I don't believe in I never get problems with them because getting them out would be a bitch to do.

Here's your story as told on IRC

[14:07] <+Noffletoff> lol
[14:08] <+Noffletoff> So this is what happened
[14:08] <+Noffletoff> Some dog comes in with a swollen nut sac after being neutered, and the vet thinks that there's still a testicle in there
[14:08] <+Ole|work> Sorry if I wanted something that would shit all over my stuff is get a dog
[14:08] <+Ole|work> Id
[14:08] <+Noffletoff> turns out the other vet not in our city messed up the netuering
[14:09] <@kriispy|work> why are you telling us a story about cutting testicles
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> So we get the dog on the table
[14:09] <@kriispy|work> we are all men
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> Yes
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> Hey
[14:09] <@kriispy|work> this is cringe-worthy
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> I helped neuter my guinea pig
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> ok?
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> now shut up and listen
[14:09] <@kriispy|work> fuck your guinea pig
[14:09] <@kriispy|work> i'd smash that thing against a wall
[14:09] <+Noffletoff> Steve is awesome, ok?
[14:09] <@kriispy|work> jk
[14:10] <+Noffletoff> anyways, my boss thought it was a testicle, and starting doing the neuter like we normally would
[14:10] <+Noffletoff> But it turned out a stitch was messed up and was filling his sac with blood
[14:10] <+Noffletoff> So the vet squeezed at it and PoP
[14:10] <+Noffletoff> just sprayed, across the room
[14:11] <+Noffletoff> I dodged it, but the vet got it all over him
[14:11] <+Noffletoff> fuuun times

Cramps. Ugh. Not bleeding. Ughhhhhhhh. Period. hurrrrry up. Because I know it's that and not my stomach.

tooth hurts like fuck whenever anything cold touches it

nearly everything i eat and drink is cold

;____;

I realized how scary my arms are. I'm scrawny, but my veins are huge and you can see them pulse when I lift things. Also, you can see the tendons sliding beneath my skin. I need to find a way to exploit this.

Up since 3am with toothache. Pain comes and goes for no reason.

Already took some painkillers but this is the worst pain I've ever went through.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

It's been over an hour and these lazy motherfucking painkillers don't feel like doing their job.

Wished my parents weren't pussies and actually kept decent painkillers in the house instead of children's stuff.

How nice, I bled through the band-aid and through my sock.

Probably because of the blood pumping faster while working.

I think that burn has a tiny bit of infection, got really sore overnight too.

Put Polly on it, Lothy?

I don't know what that is...
Besides, it isn't that bad, I've had worse

Polysporin.
that antibacterial stuff.
Helps heal burns scrapes and cuts.

in America it's generally called Neosporin. The kind with painkillers is the best. Numbs it up a little so it doesn't hurt as bad.

disinfect with hydrogen peroxide first. (it will burn)

I've noticed I've been getting weird patches of a faint dark-ish green colour on my skin, mostly my arms. At first I thought it was just dirt or something so I tried washing it off, but that doesn't seem to have done much. I have no idea what it is, but there's a patch on the underside of my arm that sort of makes it look like I've got a huge bruise, except it doesn't hurt or anything.