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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:06 pm 
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I really like the idea of something like this, but I doubt that it would be possible to pull it off very well.

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:13 pm 
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So rumored names right now are Stream, Current, BEEM, and just Nintendo.

I don't like it.

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:23 pm 
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KevTehNev wrote:
So rumored names right now are Stream, Current, BEEM, and just Nintendo.

I don't like it.

The Nintendo Stream
The Nintendo Current (could be like a water source like stream, but everyone will make jokes about the Current when it is the previous generation console)
BEEM?
The Nintendo Nintendo



Not looking goooood

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:37 pm 
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KevTehNev wrote:
So rumored names right now are Stream, Current, BEEM, and just Nintendo.

I don't like it.

The Nintendo Stream
The Nintendo Current (could be like a water source like stream, but everyone will make jokes about the Current when it is the previous generation console)
BEEM?
The Nintendo Nintendo



Not looking goooood


They need to go back to numbers. I'm thinking Nintendo Ten-Eighty.


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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:48 pm 
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The 360 already has the number thing down. They should keep it as Cafe.

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:04 pm 
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Whilst browsing /v/, there was a thread about the leaked roster for Cafe. Doubt if it's legit or not, but here it is:

-Animal Crossing Adventures
-Batman: Arkham City
-Big Brain PhD
-Brave: The Game
-Castlevania
-Conduit 3
-Contra: Current C
-Days of Rain
-Dead Rising 2
-DK Current
-Endless Ocean 3
-Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Dark Solstice
-Gradius X
-Harvest Moon
-Kid Icarus and the Sacred Treasures
-Kirby's Star Voyage
-Mario Kart Current
-Mario Paint Studio
-Metroid Phase
-NBA Legends
-Persona 5
-Pikmin 3
-Project Obolus
-Silent Hill: Downpour
-Snatcher Episode 2
-Soul Calibur V
-Spider-Man Reborn
-Super Mario World 3
-Super Smash Bros. Rumble
-Tac-Tiles
-Trauma Center: Current Crisis
-The Anansi Stories
-The Legend of Zelda: Master Collection

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:07 pm 
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Do you think this console will come with a real controller?

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:10 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Do you think this console will come with a real controller?


They already said it's going to have a six-inch touchscreen with two analogue sticks.

Also if that's a real list then I'm just gonna say screw it. Rehash, rehash, and more rehash. Does have hints of potential though, such as if other developers who do games for 360 and PS3 sign on for this new console.

I actually think that the Wii controller hurt Nintendo's relationships with the 3rd party developers because they had to incorporate some form of waggling into their games.

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:31 am 
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Komodoensis wrote:
Whilst browsing /v/, there was a thread about the leaked roster for Cafe. Doubt if it's legit or not, but here it is:

-Dead Rising 2
-DK Current
-Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Dark Solstice
-Kid Icarus and the Sacred Treasures
-Kirby's Star Voyage
-Mario Kart Current
-Metroid Phase
-Pikmin 3
-Snatcher Episode 2
-Super Mario World 3
-Super Smash Bros. Rumble
-The Legend of Zelda: Master Collection


These are the only ones I saw Round Cactus and Square Cactus posting about.

Super Mario World 3 is basically confirmed. So is LoZ Master Collection. Pikmin 3 is just my dreams.

Oh, I also heard about Pikmin on the Cafe being able to interact with a Pikmin title on 3DS. If they even happen, at least.


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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:43 am 
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KevTehNev wrote:
BEEM

Mi-Mi-Mikuru beeeeeeeeeem

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:12 am 
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I think I might be able to see text clearer if it's reproduced on a handheld than if I squinted at my -4" CRT TV.


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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:48 am 
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Komodoensis wrote:
Whilst browsing /v/, there was a thread about the leaked roster for Cafe. Doubt if it's legit or not, but here it is:

-Super Smash Bros. Rumble

Isn't that the name of a DS homebrew? I also heard something about a "Super Smash Bros Strife" on the MSPA forum

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:22 pm 
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11am. Get ready.


actually, 12 for us easterners.

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 Post subject: Re: Project Cafe: Nintendo's Next Console
PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:03 am 
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I move to change this topic's name to The Wii U.

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