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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:37 am 
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if you are that insecure you are probably gay anyway so you might as well try

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I know i'm straight. If I was gay I would of known years ago.

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KevTehNev wrote:
Is it weird for a straight male to be interested in trying prostate stimulation? It's embarrassing as fuck but I want to try something other than fapping to see the things I like, and I don't know why i'm posting this but I might as well say it somewhere.

It's not weird. Don't do something stupid though, it'd suck if something got stuck in there.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
KevTehNev wrote:
Is it weird for a straight male to be interested in trying prostate stimulation? It's embarrassing as fuck but I want to try something other than fapping to see the things I like, and I don't know why i'm posting this but I might as well say it somewhere.

It's not weird. Don't do something stupid though, it'd suck if something got stuck in there.


Well I know that. Don't need to go to ER to get something pulled out of my butt.

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Got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, finally. Of course it hurts like hell, but the good news is that the new holes have stopped oozing blood. The bad news is that the stitching seems to be causing sores to form on my cheek where they're rubbing together. I'll have to keep an eye on that. For now it's liquid or very soft food for a couple of days.

Also, I got a prescription for Percocet. Life is okaaaaaay.

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one time my tv got stuck on babe station (a sort of porn hotline) which wasn't my fault btw, it happened through a completely unrelated story and i needed to get my mum to sort it out and it was very awkward.

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When I was younger my parents would just leave porno comic books lying around. :psyduck:

They were slightly racist too....
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Tales wrote:
it happened through a completely underrated story

I'll say, it sounds like the TV rating was way too high for you

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Unbalanced wrote:
Tales wrote:
it happened through a completely underrated story

I'll say, it sounds like the TV rating was way too high for you


woah I meant to type unrelated, I'll change it now.
and hahah, I wasn't like, getting off to this but i had heard people talk about it so i was like "what is this" and then i said "oh" and then I couldn't change the channel so I just turned it off and hoped my tv would go back to normal.

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Uh, for some reason, the entire nail on my middle toe is coming of :psyduck: .
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Pretty sure more of my jaw hinge wore off

everything feels hollow there and i can't close my jaw without being in pain
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My dad used to leave his Maxim magazines next to the toilet in the bathroom. First meeting with anything slightly sexual and boy do they have some great looking women in those magazines.
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I NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT THIS THREAD

aidan everything i know about you is wrong ;-;

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