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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 10:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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So I was in bed when I started thinking of some sexy stuffs, but suddenly my sister and mother started talking really loudly about them being naked. My boner wasn't just killed, it was banished from existence.


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It's nice watching your local TV station, watching a movie called He Got Game which Denzel Washington stars in.

OOPS PORN

Oh dear lord, so many breasts and sex and the symbol isn't even yellow or red. Yellow is for teen audience, red for more mature audiences

PORN FOR CHILDREN FOR ALL AGES

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.....What kind of TV does Iceland have? :psyduck:

It sounds like it isn't even on the special paid-for channels which correct name escapes me.

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It sounds like it isn't even on the special paid-for channels which correct name escapes me.

You mean like Starz and HBO? I think those are called premium subscription channels.


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There's no payment at all involved for the channel. It's a national channel for all, even if a TV would have no other channels, that one would likely be on it. Local news, local shows for children, local exploration shows, most things Icelandic are on it.
I'm beginning to think that the symbol changes colour after how much blood is in the tv show / film, not whether there's porn or not.


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The fact that there's porn just sitting there waiting for anyone to watch just baffles me.

I can just imagine someone surfing through the channels and then WHOOPS ANAL.

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Well, I may have exaggerated. It's not porn per say. There were a lot of breasts but you could never see anything below the waist, really.

It's more of a soft porn, I guess. Still a type of porn though.

Huh, now that I look at it, I made it sound so much worse.

Sorry!

Edit: Also, while I went to look at the definition of soft porn, I found this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_W ... 76_film%29

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I remember this one time I was up late and saw an advertisement for a porn channel or hotline or something, with basically a bunch of topless girls posing in like, nature-y areas, under waterfalls, etc. Nothing was actually shown, but it was pretty daisies close.

...It was the first boner I had that had sexual feeling involved, and I was like "wtfff this is amazing, what's happening". Unfortunately, there were other people sleeping near me, so I didn't have a chance to explore this phenomenon :U

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I remember that once someone left the T.V. on and I apparently just didn't notice that the entire time I was in the room, there was porn on. Of course I had my back to the T.V. and was listening to music though. Apparently my brother thought I as watching it but didn't think much of it.


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Is it weird for a straight male to be interested in trying prostate stimulation? It's embarrassing as fuck but I want to try something other than fapping to see the things I like, and I don't know why i'm posting this but I might as well say it somewhere.

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