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Sollix
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Have any of you ever played the pocky game?

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Madican
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Only if you mean the one where you consume a box of Pocky in under a minute. That stuff is nectar of the gods.

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Trygve
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Tales wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Only if it is a sex game. Then it would be awkward for her.


has anyone here ever played the game called 'Nervous'? As I have, haha although I wasn't the person um, being touched.

Stop touching me.
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Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.

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I could totally go for a dildo omelette right now.

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Sandwich Monster wrote:
Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.

Does it make your blood boil?

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Sollix
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Sandwich Monster wrote:
Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.


This happens to me too. It is the WORST feeling. Especially since you Already feel super bloated..

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Bloody vagina farts.
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Madican
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Sandwich Monster wrote:
Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.


"This booty of mine trembles with an awesome power! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My annoyance, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO! GO! GO!"

My mind goes to strange places.

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This happens to me too. It is the WORST feeling. Especially since you Already feel super bloated..

It's even worse when you're sitting in class and then a silent one lets loose.
"Oh God I really don't want to stand up right now."
"Excuse me miss X you're needed in the front office."
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU--"

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I could totally go for a dildo omelette right now.

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vaginal discharge every fucking day
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"This booty of mine trembles with an awesome power! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My annoyance, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO! GO! GO!"

My mind goes to strange places.

I love you

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The Willow Witch
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Have to get surgery for the cyst.
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NEEDLES GO INSIDE VAGINA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lotharu
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I cringed, aughgh

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It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.

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Stop trying to detail it in specific lines of text brain

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Taxicab Samurai
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Pubes are gone.
Helllloooooooo itchy.

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