Bagget, if you remember, was the arresting officer that time Chris tried to resist arrest at a Target in 2005. This is his last appearance. The two guys that Chris says are from Sub Episode 7 are actually the managers of the Target in question who banned Chris.
Jason McHoodie is Jason Howell, the guy who made the ED page. Chris, at the time, was convinced that Jason was the final boss and beating him would make his problems go away.
Kathleen is Kathleen Wallace. There's a funny story about her, actually. Apparently, shortly after Megan "left" Chris, Chris tried to get revenge by doing the same to Jason(that is, ruin his relationship with his girlfriend). Except he didn't exactly
know that Jason even had one and he just assumed that the first woman on his friend's list(Kathleen) was his girlfriend. He was right and tried to send Kathleen an email that went something like
Quote:
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS AN ED USER AND HE MADE A PAGE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT BULLY ME, SO I ASSUME THAT HE NORMALLY BULLIES INNOCENT PEOPLE AND THAT YOU ARE BEING ABUSED. ALSO IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE SEX UNDER THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN BTW SO HE IS A CRIMINAL TOO.
but it never got to her for some reason. Kathleen appears as an abused bondage slave because Chris can't comprehend the fact that Jason was a better person than he was(and so by Chris-logic she must be a sex slave). Ironically, Kathleen is basically what Chris wants in a woman anyway, and Chris also blindly assumed that they had underage sex. Further irony is that Chris himself was twenty seven and still hitting on eighteen year old girls.
The thing about the actual Sonichu game, Blanca, and Robert Simmons V(the Furby guy) are all trolls Chris was falling for at the time. Get used to me saying that because from here on out the comic fell under troll influence.
Sonichu game was the Nintendo Saga, at one point he got angry and accused a troll posing as the head of Nintendo of America of being an enemy of love and a smoker because he told Chris that he needed to stop putting erotic crap into Sonichu for it to start being marketable.
Blanca was the first fake girlfriend. Her saga led to nude photos of Chris, photos of Chris in his mom's underwear, a video of Chris fapping, and the
destruction of Chris's Sonichu Medallion by a known lulzcow(Chris saw this by the way). The PANK blob thing was her OC, created to convince Chris that they were soulmates.
The Furby Man is Robert Simmons the Fifth, a troll who was posing as a devout fan of Chris at the time. He would later attend a church service with Chris and Bob whilst wearing a wire.
Syobon wrote:
Since when is being a high school graduate considered an achievement?
Chris did it, therefore it was a huge and difficult and monumental task. His other Herculean feats include taking out the trash at Wendy's, taking out the garbage at home, standing up on one foot during an entire Guitar Hero song, mowing the lawn on a sitting lawn mower(including the one time the motor quit and he had to kick it to make it go again), pulling weeds, walking less than a mile up a gentle slope, and carrying a doghouse that weighed about thirty pounds that time his dog died.
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