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Nachalnik
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 11:46 am 
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pfffft, ikr. it's weird because if i ask her "oh, do i look nice today?" she'll go "of course! you always look nice!"

i'm getting mixed messages here :psyduck:
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Okay so

Psycho Bitch
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Sollix
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Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Okay so

Psycho Bitch


Gotta agree with Crush Bandicoot.
My mom used to do the same thing. :/ But, Now I hardly see her.
not that I mind that any~

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Nachalnik
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unrelated to everything before but i think i caught something. i have the biggest headache and i'm so cold.

gonna cuddle up with tumblr and steam until i start to feel better
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Syobon
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No better source for gore then higher education :S.
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Nachalnik
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my emetophobia has been acting up more recently.

feels bad bro
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Valbrandur
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How can I stop my booty from bleeding?

It's got a big open wound in the buttcrack, I doubt I can put a band-aid on it and big stains of blood end up in my underwear.

Advice, please.
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Syobon
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There are these kind of liquid band-aids, you can smear them on a wound.
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Operation Awesome
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Valbrandur wrote:
How can I stop my booty from bleeding?

It's got a big open wound in the buttcrack.


don't make a joke

DON'T MAKE A JOKE

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Valbrandur
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Man, you really penetrated back there.

Could you please be more gentle
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Operation Awesome
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*rimshot*

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Syobon
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Did you see my bottom paged post Val? Just asking.
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Valbrandur
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Yeah, I saw it.

I'm not sure if I have any of those though.

On the note of bleeding, I suspect that I do have external hemorrhoid but I got no proof.

Can't see a doctor because there's a 30 minute drive to the next hospital and I got no driving license. And no cheddar.
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Nachalnik
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I would say use tissues but the blood might make it stick and become infected.

Just keep it clean and don't wear tight underwear and if it still bleeds after a day or so I would talk to someone about it.
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Syobon
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You can get them at a pharmacy.

Alternatively, cold and pressure usually reduce bleeding, but the effectiveness of that might depend on the size of your wound.
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