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Chekt
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Ever had a shit where it just doesn't feel like you can be clean again until you shower?
Fuck those shits, man.

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I just saw several drops of dried blood in my underwear.

My booty hurts and it's bleeding. Not that the bleeding part is anything new.
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Periods don't exist in Iceland.

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Exeres is right, no man periods here.
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But you're using periods to end your sentences...

YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN ICELAND ARE YOU. YOU FRAUD.

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oh jeeze i just pulled some skin off my foot where a blister was and now there's a hole in my foot

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When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

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Nachal, that most definitely isn't true because people tend to explicitly not look at fat people.
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Nachalnik wrote:
When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;


Your mom's a dick.

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D-vid wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;


Your mom's a bitch.


fixed, sorry but its the truth

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iamthelordhitman wrote:
D-vid wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;

Your mom's a monster.

fixed, sorry but its the truth

Fixed for real.

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