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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 10:31 pm 
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I hope those things aren't related.


Not at all. I took a bath and said to hell with it and shaved.

Still battling a killer virus though, hence the phlem. Still so much coughing

God, princess brothel. Just... No.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 1:16 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:13 pm 
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ITT: girls post things that make us never wanna sleep with them and guys talk about boners.

I had a boner earlier, but then it went away.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:12 am 
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I stole it.

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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
ITT: girls post things that make us never wanna sleep with them and guys talk about boners.



Haha, I think the most TMI think I've ever posted in here was related to bras.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:27 am 
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
I stole it.

oh my~

RikuKyuutu wrote:

Haha, I think the most TMI think I've ever posted in here was related to bras.

Ewww bras.
Fucking disgusting get away.

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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:26 am 
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Dude, why would you bring that up
I swear you're going to get banned someday Riku for your habit to talk about bras with reckless abandon

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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:35 am 
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Nachalnik wrote:
When does something like OCD go away? I was ignoring it for weeks now but it's still there.

Uh, are you talking about the psychological disorder? Because those don't go away on their own and can't be ignored.

I used to do some OCD things when I was in my early teens but I killed that part of my psychology off by myself.

I'm still OCD about things like grammar and spelling now though - not that that's a bad thing (better to care than not, eh?).

But yeah, Nachal, maybe bring it up with your doctor or something if it's bothering you.

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I think my momma is going senile because she thought the audio commentary on some DVD was part of the actual show and this morning she thought the ice cream van jingle was her phone going off :psyduck:

She's not dumb or anything so I don't know why she's acting like this.


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I hate it when, in my dreams, intensely perverted things happen. I'm not going to describe anything, but it just feels like my subconcious is telling me how sick I really am.

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I like how I can have wet dreams and not notice until I go to school

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I know how you feel Burnt. Sometimes after a dream I wake up and go "What the FUCK me?"


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Do you know what feels REALLY good? Masturbating to kickass music

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You reminded me of the Dave Chapelle commercial saying the same thing.


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You reminded me of the Dave Chapelle commercial saying the same thing.

Link?

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