1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

KevTehNev · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 1:52 am

Man I'm coming down with something too, as well as a few of my online friends. the fuck is going around.

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 3:10 am

Crispy wrote:

I've discovered that fapping while insanely sick is not a good idea. ESPECIALLY while already having a dry throat. Heavy mouth breathing REALLY makes it dryer.
Can't stop coughing.

what
i don't know about you but I never breathe that hard whilst fapping.
apart from when ejaculating

maybe i'm a ninja

Chekt · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 6:42 am

Female orgasms are generally more intense than male orgasms. So that may have something to do with it.

shazza · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 6:56 am

I don't think ours are any more intense than yours...though of course it all depends on the person. We can just have more at a time and probably have to work harder to achieve them.

hotb · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 10:36 am

if it involves heavy breathing it's more intense

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 11:19 am

I have perfected the stealth fap. I make no sounds, very little movement.

Fap ninja.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 11:26 am

So I DID see you at Ninja Fap School.

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 11:28 am

No.

You didn't.

Verom · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 3:22 pm

For a while now I've been dealing with a double ingrown nail on my left big toe, that had recently become very very infected.
Had the parts of nail and the infected tissue removed today, and watched the entire process.
Actually watching doctors cut and remove small chunks of flesh from your body is pretty surreal when you can't feel any of it.

KevTehNev · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 5:40 pm

I had an issue like that before but they removed the nail before it got bad, but it grew back. Now like split parts grow from the left and right of the toe and the nail doesn't connect anymore. It's kinda gross.

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

So I just got that disgusting thing where snot hangs from (and is completely stuck to) my uvula.

This time, I used tweezers to grab it instead of coughing or drinking water.

Oh my god I am doing it every time from now on, it took just one try. No more disgusting uvula snot for me.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

While I haven't tried that, don't you run the risk of accidentally touching the uvula itself and thereby triggering the gag reflex?

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

Touching my uvula, even flicking it back and forth for the hell of it, does not make me barf.

I can stick my finger down my throat and I don't feel any urge to throw up at all.

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 10:40 pm

Likewise, I don't think the uvula has anything to do with your gag reflex.

And a quick jaunt over to Wikipedia proves me wrong. Yet I can touch my uvula to no effect.

Does this mean I can start selling deepthroats behind the nearest Tom Thumb?

Chekt · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 10:43 pm

I'd recommend oral numbing gel, so you can go for hours.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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