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ninjamuffin
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:44 pm 
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I'm Getting my first job soon and all I'm afraid of are STUPID RANDOM BONERS.
My pants can't be baggy enough to hide them.
I've never been good at thinking about gross stuff to make them go away.
I'm not behind a counter.
I can't fold it into the elastic band thing in my underwear because my shirt will be tucked in, also I can't touch my dick I'M PREPARING FOOD! OH GOD! I am panicking somebody help!

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Silver_Wolf
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HisanTakura wrote:
Sooooo y'know that eye gunk you have when you first wake up?

Yeah, my eyes were fucking encrusted with that and I couldn't open my eyes. This cold sucks.

Oh man I had that happened to me when I was younger! It was scary! But I just rubbed the crest off.

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KevTehNev
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I found some daisies lotion turns out I'm really really desensitized, and i'm getting really frustrated both normally and sexually. Don't know what to do other than NOT FAP FOR WEEKS.

IN OTHER WORDS. BEING HUMAN SUCKS.

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The Willow Witch
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Well it turns out I might have a cyst inside my vagina...how the hell am I going to ask my mom help with this...

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

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"Mom I think I have a cyst in my vagina can you take me to the doctor"

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Sollix
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The Willow Witch wrote:
Well it turns out I might have a cyst inside my vagina...how the hell am I going to ask my mom help with this...

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck


Welp. I have those in my ovaries. they can give you estrogen pills. but if it's SUPER SERIOUS you might need surgery.

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Exeres
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I made an appointment to get my wisdom teeth removed finally. It's happening next week. I am GOING TO SLEEP while they do it.

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Haha, I remember that man. They stuffed me full of painkillers before they put me in the waiting room. There was Nickelodeon Junior on a tv there and I was high as fuck from the meds. Good times.
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Valbrandur
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It went from a day of relaxation

To a day of sexual frustration
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Exeres
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Valbrandur wrote:
It went from a day of relaxation

To a day of sexual frustration

You could just stare at your sig.

I know I am.

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Trygve
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Valbrandur wrote:
It went from a day of sexual frustration

To a day of sexual frustration


This is me.
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Valbrandur
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We are of the same blood.

Sexy, sexy blood.
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bluebunnyram
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That's when you take a break and come back later.


I don't know if I like this guy enough to try anything stupid.
We hang out with the same group of friends and I really enjoy their company, but the sexual tension is reaching Akira ending levels.

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Sollix
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I've discovered that fapping while insanely sick is not a good idea. ESPECIALLY while already having a dry throat. Heavy mouth breathing REALLY makes it dryer.
Can't stop coughing.

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