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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 12:04 pm 
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Only if it is a sex game. Then it would be awkward for her.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I will try to be discreet while I get ready for a screencap.

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Nachal, would it be weird for me to ask which game?


one of those 80s beat em up games. i don't even think it said what game it was.

it just made me mad since it was pretty daisies sexist and creepy as holy fuck but w/e


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Trygve wrote:
Only if it is a sex game. Then it would be awkward for her.


has anyone here ever played the game called 'Nervous'? As I have, haha although I wasn't the person um, being touched. Also this all makes me sound like some sort of sexual deviant when it really wasn't the case but i dont want to explain the whole story soooo this is it.

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*googles*

Oh, that one. For some reason, my male friends always tried that on me. I always immediately went "oh noes, I lost".


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Have any of you ever played the pocky game?

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Only if you mean the one where you consume a box of Pocky in under a minute. That stuff is nectar of the gods.

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Tales wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Only if it is a sex game. Then it would be awkward for her.


has anyone here ever played the game called 'Nervous'? As I have, haha although I wasn't the person um, being touched.

Stop touching me.


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Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.

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Sandwich Monster wrote:
Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.

Does it make your blood boil?

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Sandwich Monster wrote:
Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.


This happens to me too. It is the WORST feeling. Especially since you Already feel super bloated..

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Bloody vagina farts.


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Sandwich Monster wrote:
Why do I get gas whenever I start my period? It is the worst combination.


"This booty of mine trembles with an awesome power! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My annoyance, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO! GO! GO!"

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Crispy wrote:
This happens to me too. It is the WORST feeling. Especially since you Already feel super bloated..

It's even worse when you're sitting in class and then a silent one lets loose.
"Oh God I really don't want to stand up right now."
"Excuse me miss X you're needed in the front office."
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU--"

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