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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Sounds like something from a weird / creepy movie.
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if this dick goes under 50MPH, it'll explode

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So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?

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Holy shit I leave you guys for a couple hours and WHAT.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Mr. Mander
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Madican wrote:
So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?


From an abstract perspective, it's more like defusing a womb

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Exeres wrote:
Holy shit I leave you guys for a couple hours and WHAT.


God dammit Exeres, you made me laugh so hard with that response that a long bloody snot blob shot out of my nose.

not using bloody to be english, it really was blood red.
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Madican
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Mr. Mander wrote:
Madican wrote:
So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?


From an abstract perspective, it's more like defusing a womb


But the womb is still active. So by this logic you're removing the plunger to detonate it?

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Mr. Mander
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I really don't care about the technicalities, I just wanted to make the bomb/womb pun

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Exeres
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Mr. Mander wrote:
I really don't care about the technicalities, I just wanted to make the bomb/womb pun

Sex Bob-ombs.

Had to get rid of that one.

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Jaw is getting worse. I have to hold it shut.
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I actually wanted to go out today but the only clean/dry shirt I have makes me look like a fucking pregnant elephant.

I can't believe the time I wasted getting ready.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD

It is possible to delay ejaculation (and build pressure) when you learn to control the muscles and associated anatomy in your member.

Lol! Bill u such a greenhorn!

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Tales
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guys as I am underage is it possible for me to even say anything related to that matter, or would something illegal/bad happen? I'm sort of thinking about it but to be honest i think it's best i just not post here ahahah.

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Tales I think that half the people posting here (including me) are underage anyways. I think you'd be fine as long as you follow the rules :U.

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